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So Christian Watson is gone for a total of 30 minutes and the nearest hospital is 10 minutes away??
They got all his tests done and cleared him, took his pads off and on, in a maximum of 10 minutes 🤣🤣🤣
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Spoiler alert: this entire thing ends with every knee bowing and every tongue confessing out loud that Jesus is King.
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At 28 years, she went back home to her childhood bedroom after a divorce and her father's reaction got me😳🥺😭😭😭
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🚨 SOMETHING ISN’T RIGHT — PEOPLE ARE FREAKING OUT AFTER REALIZING ALMOST EVERYTHING AROUND THEM IS A RECTANGLE
A bizarre video is making people question something they've spent their entire lives looking at but NEVER noticed.
Why the hell is almost everything humans create shaped like a RECTANGLE?
Your TV.
Your phone.
Your doors.
Your windows.
Your refrigerator.
Your microwave.
Your cabinets.
Even the room you're sitting in.
RECTANGLES. EVERYWHERE.
Perfect rectangles are relatively uncommon in nature, yet humans have built entire cities, homes and technologies around them.
Now people are filming themselves looking around their own homes, genuinely stunned by how many rectangles surround them.
One woman starts pointing at everything in her room before completely losing it:
“OH MY GOD! WHY IS EVERYTHING A RECTANGLE?!”
If nature doesn't build everything in rectangles, why have humans designed almost our entire existence around them?
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American football players hit THREE footy celebrations to show respect to English culture 🔥
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OG Twitter Comedian breaks silence on why he disappeared.
DooleyFunny was the first person to blow up on Twitter when they introduced the video feature that allowed for up to 30s recordings.
Vine was the only other option at 6 seconds. Dooley, Shiggy, LeanandCuisine, etc would pave the way for figures like Druski to flourish
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Before you go to bed tonight, remember this: Nothing kills you more than your own mind. Stop stressing over things you can’t control. Breathe. Let your mind rest. You’re going to be okay, I promise.
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:( we are losing the beauty of connection, face to face, random encounters, REALNESS
Replying to @jbillinson
Technology is suffocating brick-and-mortar commerce. Order ahead. UberEats. SkipTheDishes. People will do anything to avoid being present in person unless it's to line up for the hot new ice cream or something to post on social media. The combination of smartphones and social media ended life as we knew it. Nothing is real. All is artiface, all is affectations.
































