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Twitter’s resident Stable Boi. I’m also a writer, I guess. Sick (of the bullshit).

Joined October 2015
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Going to Chicago for the first time this fall. Any must tries while I’m there?
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Ramen went crazy tonight
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New ducks for the Jeep from Europe 🥹🥹
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Always a pleasure, SF
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Just passed 100,000 miles in my Jeep. Isn’t it supposed to blow up now?
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Just finished the Throne of Glass series and goddamn I understand why all the girlies love this series
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Your outie is severely traumatized by tonight’s finale
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SLEEP TOKEN TICKETS SECURED
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Getting back to the gym after an injury / extended break sucks. Some of my lifts are half of what I was putting up like 8months ago 😭
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Kiss of the Moon
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“God I can’t wait for a day off” -me every time I start work
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SLEEP TOKEN US TOUR AHHAHHAJAHAJAJAJJJJJJJJJ
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My phone notifying me that it will take me 8 minutes to get to my job when I’m supposed to there in 6 minutes is next level petty.
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@DinasaurusD just get it over with 😔
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Y’all. Y’ALL.
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Cat approved of new dresser
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