Count of Monte Crypto

HOW TO WRITE A CRYPTO RESUME: If you were the janitor at Microsoft, picked up an employee from Apple in your Uber & delivered pizza once to Google offices you say... "CEO of [Company that will be rebranded]. Worked at Microsoft for 10 years, brief stints at Apple & Google."

The top of the crypto market goes like this. 1. Up, up, up, “this will go on forever”. 2. Up, up, down, up, up, down. ‘Buy the dip.” 3. Up, down, up, down, down. ‘Denial of a downtrend’ breaks. 4. Every man for himself, deleveraging event. 5. 30% correction, doomsday headlines.

Bitcoin needs a good 30% vomit to establish a price floor. Entire market setting up for a massive deleveraging event. Remember: only one person gets to sell the very top.

Bitcoin up, up, up does not equal price stability.

Bitcoin, $ETH near top after ETF hype-run. > Massive deleveraging event after invincibility cycle. The unwind is going to be e-p-i-c. > Smart money will de-risk, secure their bags & buy up after-the-fall. Leaving dummy's to sell the landslide & buy knives as usual. > Bye.

Time to give away @GodsUnchained. Too toxic. It’s an eco-chamber of the same bad sportsmanship. Looking around for another game where I can just throw some cards without the garbage. #tcg suggestions?

Just got GG’d for winning @godsunchained. First time in ages. In a #P2E game that incentivises cheating by looking up decks on chain, good sportsmanship is rare. Bad sports the norm.

Amazing how many players manage to turn a game of trading cards into a time-wasting, toxic teenage rage fest. Don’t get so emotional about a math puzzle, peeps. @GodsUnchained UX needs work.

Wowza. Playing some @GodsUnchained WR and it’s a troll fest. Not sure a game that incentivises cheating & pays UBI to bad sports is good for society. Easily fixed. #Crypto

Here’s my resume. Will settle for corner office on 2nd floor. #OpenAI @salesforce @microsoft

I used GPT once. Hit me up if you have a lucrative offer for my time at #OpenAI

No rebrand. #TwitterX