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Steve Whalen

@RealMrJokes

Steve Whalen "Mr. Jokes" - Comedian, Actor, Writer 24/7 Tweet me a topic, I write a joke!!!

 New York, NY
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Joined January 2011
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YO WHAT'S UP 24/7 ANY TIME - ANY WHERE - TWEET ME AN IDEA OR A PREMISE OR WHATEVER AND I WILL WRITE YOU A JOKE ABOUT IT!!!
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Bernie and Biden prove that Klobuchar IS Bloomberg, just without Bernie.
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"There's something's wrong with HIS Medulla Oblongata!!!" is the greatest heckler comeback of all time. Only there was no comedian. Or a heckler. It's a quote from the movie Billy Madison (1995). – at Staten Island, NY
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My College Theater teacher taught us that in an Improv game, killing yourself or others violated the rule of "Yes, And". I guess those who can't do, teach. – at Brooklyn, NY
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I think it's bad that when I fired my Agent he said, "I DON'T EVEN REALLY WORK HERE!!!" – at Staten Island, NY
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This joke bombed twice at open mics today.
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I have to BEG!!! One time I asked a lady, "How about some pity sex?" She said, "Oh, I don't PITY YOU!!!"
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Eric "Only KC Cares" West (@IAmEcw) profile pictureEric "Only KC Cares" West@IAmEcw12 Feb 2020
When @RealMrJokes mailed me his "I ❤️ THIS CROWD" album, he addressed it to "Eric W." and I loved that so much! #LastInitialBasis Happy Birthday, Steve W.! 🎂🎁 #BuyHisAlbum
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❤️❤️❤️ – at Staten Island, NY
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This is an example of what my Notes app looks like when I write into it while I'm traveling.
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A PARASITE defeated THE IRISHMAN - Sounds like MY AGENT!!!
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If it's true, this is harder than The Grand Canyons.
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Makes sense.
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"Tryin' to make a gallon out of 16 cups." - H2OPac
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Boy, the XFL had so many washed-up former stars on it, you'd think it was owned by WCW!!! #Oscars
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I BINGE-WATCH Netflix but instead I do it with EATING and FOOD.
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GUARDIANS!!! #XFL
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*Walks into antique shop* Me: What's new? Owner: *resigns* – at Staten Island, NY
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My Mother's name is MIRANDA because anything I say CAN and WILL be used AGAINST ME!!!
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Anybody heard any good jokes lately?
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