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Joined October 2015
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If you’re a good podcaster, they allow you your own benchmark - you can just make one up
At Blood on the Clocktower, Fable 5.2 is still worse than GPT-6 Astra. Though much better than Opus 5.5 or Fable 5.1
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A very cute couple but that second pic makes me think grandpa might have been a bad kisser; need to give the lady some space to breathe
Photos of my grandparents at 19 and 21 on what would have been my Grampie’s 94th birthday
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Tbh I get it because I have such an adverse reaction to the Gen Z broccolee haircut Get a proper Eastern European haircut and now we’re talking
🤖 Made with AI
“For every eight guys who retire in this trade, only one guy picks it up. The whole industry is in danger.” “Wow. Would you hire me? I’d love to learn it.” “Absolutely not.”
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I think it has to do with the fact that the regular airport got pretty good at amenities. The delta between the lounge and just sitting in the regular waiting area watching Netflix on your phone has compressed, to the point where only a very fancy lounge makes sense
the airline lounge discourse of the seething professional class is always fascinating to me because it’s yet another thing that was cool during the 90s and 00s (like driving a bmw, working remote, or going on ski trips) that’s deeply uncool and shitty now because it’s more accessible than ever and seen as more aspirational than ever
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Back in the day, a man could have two separate families that didn’t know about each other Nowadays this is only possible for cats
Absolute scenes on the neighbourhood WhatsApp group. Someone's cat went missing and they put up posters, leading to the discovery that their cat has also been living with a different family for the past *12 years*.
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In 2008, I spent the summer working in Maryland on a work and travel program The local mall was already a crumbling husk of a building, with maybe 30% of tenants still in there Not sure it’d be something I’d want to preserve
JUST IN: Maryland activist helps block a $5B AI data center planned for the site of an abandoned shopping mall that closed 24 years ago, after gathering over 25,000 signatures.
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Hard hitting journalism
James Bond contender Jack Lowden takes hard tumble off bike. 🎥: Backgrid
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I think probably a lot less than this actually
dude... if one guy can make this with a single prompt and $550 budget, imagine what a AAA company can build with a typical $100-$300M budget and a full team of writers, artists, and sound designers.
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Okay sure you can have your fun blasting salmon, but we need to deploy this against the real enemy: mosquitoes
Norway now has more than 2,000 underwater AI laser robots shooting lice off its salmon they're made by a company called Stingray, and they already guard more than 50 million salmon and trout 24/7 the reason is sea lice, tiny parasites that latch onto salmon and feed on them as few as 11 can kill a small fish, and one pen can hold 150,000 salmon the usual fix is pumping the fish out and blasting them with warm water or water jets to knock the lice off but the handling is so rough that Norway's fish health report ranks it the top cause of death in full-grown farmed salmon so instead, Stingray puts a robot inside the pen that hunts lice one at a time, all day: > two cameras watch every salmon that swims past > AI checks two frames to make sure it's really a louse > then a green laser fires from up to 2 meters away > the salmon's scales reflect the beam, so the fish swims off fine and the louse is dead we now live in a world where AI lasers do pest control on your dinner lmao
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Some people just want to run a chicken restaurant regardless of how big their empire gets I’ll be honest, the guy who founded Raising Cane’s sounded like that typa guy on @TheoVon’s podcast
What's even the point of living Gus Fring's life in Breaking Bad? You make all this money, move all this product, and build an entire legitimate business to clean it, only to spend most of your day running a fucking chicken restaurant. I get wanting a legitimate front and having some sense of normalcy, but how much peace of mind can you really have knowing you could get killed or thrown in prison at any given moment? I just don't see how all that money is worth living a life where you're constantly looking over your shoulder.
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I love NYC, where else would you have fall foliage
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Honestly if they sent a honeypot after me she’d probably fall in love with me and betray China
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Reminds me of the good ol days of the ARR loans in B2B SaaS… Good times P.S. Please don’t try to fund your moonshot with debt, it very rarely ends well
can one of the private credit guys pls go rip a fund focused on 20-smthg sf founders? there's a ton of places to get debt but i stg none of them are legible + accessible to the lil zucks running around sf. much needed in the age of asset heavy businesses accruing the most value this would look like front office of a vc, back office of a trad credit firm that means: •on the ground in sf. talent mapping. events. hire a sourcer corgi girlie. be a chiller founders wanna hang with. this is the core differentiation from trad credit firms founders don't know personally •legit financial dd, not vibes investing •educate the lil zucks on asset classes and forms of financing. lack of financial literacy across the valley is astounding. we need a new form of education / accelerator, focused on financing for founders •new form of network value-add for early stage founders. this neofirm would spike on PE style search algo connections, not ex. recruiting engineers hmu if you do this. i have a ton of inflecting founder friends with "companies that touch atoms" who need you asap
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I love Brosnan, but this is stuck culture (per @PaulSkallas) to the power of 2: not only have the Bond movies been remade a bunch of times, this would also mean bringing a retired Bond actor back for no great reason At least pass the baton to a Millennial or a Zoomer (Henry Cavill has my unimportant vote)
I don't know why James Bond producers are auditioning anyone at all when Pierce Brosnan returning to the role is the absolute perfect idea. Have him come out of retirement because MI6 needs a veteran's expertise for a mission that no amateur 007 could ever accomplish. Brosnan still looks handsome as hell and the film would easily make a billion dollars to see perhaps the greatest actor to ever play Bond do it again.
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Really cool to see all the retweets with a message of “seeing your trajectory is giving me hope in a pit of despair” Lots of lonely folks out there looking for their family It’ll work out for you too, anon - need to be optimistic and put yourself out there!
In 2018 I was 38 and single. This is today.
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Affleck is a serial Jenogamist trying to survive in a cruel world
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez were seen leaving Nerano after grabbing dinner together in Beverly Hills.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
These photos are from May 24, 2022, when Affleck and Lopez were engaged and dining at Nerano. They finalized their divorce in January 2025. celebmafia.com/jennifer-lopez… hawtcelebs.com/jennifer-lopez… usatoday.com/story/entertai…
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You wanna know how I got these scars? Well I was carrying the toddler on my shoulders and she dug her nails in my face and unfort I love her too much to punish her for the transgression
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In the Bay Area, it is impossible to tell multicentimillionaires from homeless people and I think that is beautiful
just saw a homeless guy honest to god vibecoding on a MacBook Pro in Berkeley
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Around the survivors a perimeter create
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Earlier this year: friends working in SaaS (directly or investing) panicking Now: people working in AI panicking Guys… GUYS! Calm down and take your eyes off the Robinhood screen for a moment. Do good work and remember: wagmi
Replying to @TheCoinCollect8
I’m also going to add on to this. Hearing mass panic in SF right now at ANT. Everyone is panicking over what will happen to their equity. Hearing a lot of things right now. Scary.
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