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Washington, Tyne and Wear
Joined January 2009
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Thick end of a fiver for this!?!? You're having a laugh @McDonaldsUK World Menu Heist? Where is this from, Lilliput? #chickenandbaconmcmuffin #breakfast #worldmenuheist
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The gift that keeps on giving 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry but I mean haway 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I see Qatar are debuting Newcastle's new GK strip. #Adidas must have used up all the budget on their excellent outfield top and had to settle for a stock strip for the keeper #nufc #levels @Ramma_____
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Just tried the new 'Big' Tasty. WTF @McDonaldsUK this is a disgrace. I ate it one handed and didn't end up with sauce all over me dish. What's big about it?? Sort it out
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Two teams for the relegation battle this season. Worst game of the weekend. That penalty decision was almost as bad as the 2 sides playing. #LEEEVE
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#askkevin who would you be most excited about playing with if you were in the current team?
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WTF is this?? Possibly AI but totally believable from that fan base if it's real. 🤣🤣 🙈
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Didnt want to bother @petercrouch while he was with his family in Faro Airport's lounge, so took a sneaky one. Not sure if he noticed 🤔
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Good thing about #NUFC's summer so far is with all the players rejecting them (including Isak it seems) and their hammering off #Celtic, is their toon top second skins are finally getting a wash with all the tears😢. Never mind you've still got an airport Sunderland are using 🤣
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The fact that the club have made the decision to allow him the absence and recovery time to have the operation suggests to me that he's agreed to a new deal. #sunderland #safc #mundle
RLB on Romaine Mundle: ‘He had surgery (on his hamstring) today, so we will have to wait. It’s a shame because he worked well during the summer and was ready, but we will support him.’ With you all the way, Romaine ❤️
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Sassuolo move the goalposts and demand more €€ after learning of Mundle's operation?? Sunderland right to walk away from this if so, they'll have other targets. #safc #sunderland #lauriente #sassuolo #fabrizio
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Can you get any more small club mentality than reading individual sponsors out when announcing each player? 🤔 @secondtierpod @WiseMenSayPod
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I stand corrected 🤦‍♂️
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Great news Ajibola , 3 year contract at @SunderlandAFC , good things happen to good people. So proud 👊
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I'm sure @paulsinha answered Ian Payne and not Liam on #TheChase
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Actually fuming it's not a bank holiday tomorrow!!
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Come on, who gave me covid?? Was last Saturday somewhere between Washington and Craven Cottage according to the ping I got on the app. (I know, I didn't know it was still a thing either) 🤧 #safc #fulham #fulsun
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