I just want the world to hear me talk; Jokes | Relatable football banter

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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
Burna Boy is Nigeria’s biggest export. He has performed at: • World Cup final • Champions League final • NFL halftime show • NBA halftime show Now he’s at the Ballon d’Or. 😳✨
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
Wizkid might be performing at the Ballon d’Or. Jorja Smith has been confirmed as a performing artiste for the Ballon d’Or event, and she has a hit song with Wizkid this year, “Alive.” I can’t wait!! 😭🔥
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Lady calls for help from men in red uniforms, only for her phone to be snatched by the same people caught on camera jumping a gated apartment in the middle of the night 😳🤦🏽‍♂️
EFCC storms Orchid early in the morning to raid boys 😳🤦🏽‍♂️
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
Blaqbonez said Asake paid for his stylist and flight from LA to the UK for their video without collecting a dime. Asake even promoted it on his page, and Blaqbonez said he doesn’t know why he did all that, despite them being friends at OAU. 🥹👏
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
“I would love to do a collab with Burna Boy. When I met Burna Boy in the club last year, I asked him, ‘Haffa, when are we doing our joint project?’ and he replied, ‘Na you no serious na.’ The energy I’m on this year is inspired by Burna Boy.” —Blaqbonez
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The other gender finally made a song for their fellow gender to vibe to 😂😭
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
“Asake and I were like the cool kids in school because we used to dress very fly. I used to dress very differently and they would laugh at me. Asake has always cared about his brand from day one. Maybe a collab album will happen.” —Blaqbonez
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
“‘Chanel’ was the easiest song for me to make. I didn’t even rate the song at first. I made it in 20 minutes, but it turned out to be my biggest song. I sent it to Asake first, then we linked up in the studio to rework on it.” —Blaqbonez
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Mummy went to preach for ikota roadside girls to repent 😂🤦🏽‍♂️
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Lady calls out AY LIVE after paying £350 for his show and travelling all the way from Birmingham to Cardiff, only for him not to show up 😳🤦🏽‍♂️
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
Davido bodyguard de use bottle chase agbero away 😂😂💔
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EFCC storms Orchid early in the morning to raid boys 😳🤦🏽‍♂️
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It’s only when election is approaching, you will start seeing equipment you’ve never seen in Nigeria 🥺🤦🏽‍♂️
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"Real Madrid will suffer for what psg did 😂”
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You go see Valencia dey score 7 Dey average 4 goals per game.. You see real team now, na 3 goals in two games una score 😭
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ᴜɴᴄʟᴇ ᴇᴍᴇᴋᴀ 🐐 retweeted
What’s gonna happen, if a soldier doesn’t get tapped? 😂
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Hansi Flick needs to bring Raphinha on as a sub and let Jesus and Adeyemi cook bruuuhhh 💔💔💔
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Give me one reason why Lamine Yamal deserve a ballon d’or
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Bro, Pedri outplayed Bellingham today, but his useless teammates are making it look like he did nothing 🤦🏽‍♂️
I don’t want to see Bellingham Pedri comparisons after today I’m seeing serious levels tonight
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