The Tesla roadster should race a fighter jet off an aircraft carrier

I hope your kids grow up be believing this is Kyle Pitts Sr’s year

I really hope SpaceX goes >100 trillion so my 1.444 shares gets me Roadster money

I’m not sure what happened to my algorithm recently but, gun to my head, I’m certain I could shoe a horse if I had to

I hate fantasy football

39 year old Case Keenum when I start the Eagles Defense

Sirianni coaching saquon the rest of his eagles career

Caleb Williams on the side line for MNF firing up the teammates

Of course the Cowboys Ravens game, first NFL game ever played in Brazil, had to end on a kick!

Justin Verlander 🫡🫡🫡

Starting Bijan and Watson on Thursday night

What me and the boys actually look like anytime we’re together in public.

My wife tomorrow morning when I tell her I got Jameis Winston off waivers to start at QB

NY Giants, good team on paper… Also made outta paper

Can you imagine being a cowboys fan right now?? 2 teams in your division just lost their starting QB’s… And they asses still ain’t making the playoffs

How I think my wife see's me when I lock in for 13 hours of NFL Red Zone

Dang not Jayden Daniels elbow again!

Never seen this in a game of war before! Did I play it out right?

Kyle Pitts is my fantasy football team’s Lyndsay Clancy

Such a friendly media all of a sudden… It’s all theater.