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to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”

talk dirty to me

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god bless

bitch buy a boat u rich fuck

how twilight was written

autocorrecting from fuck to duck

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

I thought Pitbull’s first name was “Featuring”.

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick

do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

ok Siri…

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

if u dont like hickeys or ass grabbin we are a no

late night breakdowns are my speciality

Orange is The New Black Season 1: I fucking hate Pornstache Season 2: Pornstache isn't that bad. I fucking hate Vee

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