Stand-up comic, irregular actor. Quaffer of Some Wines & Spirits, gentleman adventurer, accomplished murderer. I collect tropical fish and eat them. Move along.
London
Joined March 2010
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Can we all just be clear about this?
THIS IS NOT A FUCKING MUGSHOT. WAKE UP.
Have you never seen a film?
Hot salad. According to this poster I'm not gigging tomorrow at Leith Depot but I bloody well am. And it's going to be gorgeous. So do come and we'll all have a whizzy jolly time of it.
Tell your friends, enemies and any more advanced pets. Let's DO THIS.
bit.ly/laughdepotaugust
This is utterly baffling and more than a little concerning. I truly don't understand what the actual fuck is going on.
Is it AI?
Tonight I'm MCing for @comedystoreuk at @OSOArtsCentre in SW13. Your opening act is the rather wonderful @TimRenkowcomedy and your closer be the equally splendid @funmbi Omotayo. Flippin' Nora! (Is indisposed). Come along now. Well, not now, starts at 8.
osoarts.org.uk/
Je suis à Paris, et apparament aujourd'hui's the day the teddy bears have their absinthe.
Bit more chic than Cocaine Bear...
Tomorrow night I'm @eden_ibiza with @thepsychedelicfox & @afajngold & MC @jregaljnr and it's going to be MARFellous! If you happen to be on that particular island, do pop down for a giggle.
xNfMx
Tomorrow night I'm part of the Comedy Weekend at the Grand Burstin Hotel in Folkestone, along with three true greats - MC John Newton, @stephanie_laing & headliner Tim Clark. Saturday's line-up is cracking too...
Come one come all y'all.
xNfMx
