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Admirer of small egos and good humans. Corporate sales and marketing vet. Sarcasm aficionado. VERY selective copywriter. Rescue dog pushover.

Omaha
Joined April 2012
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Why does the super glue bottle look so much like the Visine bottle? #RoughMorning
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My left hand sucks at EVERYTHING.
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Now that the U.S. Department of Energy has joined FBI in concluding that the coronavirus likely leaked from a lab, it’s worth remembering that the media, en masse, condemned the lab leak theory as a “debunked conspiracy theory,” and Facebook censored people who dared suggest it
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Traffic Tip: There is no prize for being the first one to the red light.
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Here’s my best buddy Zoe. Let’s see your pet pals.
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Uggggh to the “do you agree”, inane question, and “identify this person/object” tweets. Cheap interaction bait.
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My theory is that Biden leaves a trail of classified documents wherever he goes so he can find his way back.
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I love this idea. I’m doing it. You? – at Ocean City, NJ
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Whoopsie. The REAL people seem to have spoken.
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You know how when you have a bad nagging headache or a persistent nasty rash for a while and then - BAM! - just like that the nasty lingering condition disappears and you feel freed and refreshed? Thanks @elonmusk for doing that for… well… sane people.
Sooo Jim Acosta is taking a break to spend more time with Stelter’s and Cuomos’s families and I’m guessing to “pursue other projects”. We can’t say “got fired” anymore? 🙄 Another one on the dung pile.
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Exactly! Buh-bye. Sadly most whiners who threaten to leave places tantrum style never leave. Springsteen, Baldwin, Twitter employees. The latter may not have a choice soon. Regardless… Don’t be a tease. Really go.
Please be true. Please be true. Please be true. Please be true.
We are now at the last part of this quote…
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Canada… way to go. Peaceful massive statement. From an appreciative neighbor to the south.
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Replying to @gracelover712
All these “stars” removing their music are old AF. Guessing their listeners are still dealing with 45’s and 8 tracks and have no idea what Spotify is.
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