I love a good mess.

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Joined February 2023
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Kwa suka loko
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whatever, kylian you’re still the goat
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Gizelle is completely impossible to take down because she will never care enough what anyone else on the cast thinks about her (complimentary). She will stand ten toes down, face anyone, be laughing and kiki-ing again in minutes, and then collect her cheque #RHOP
Are we finally witnessing the Gizelle Bryant takedown season?? - Robyn’s turning on her - Ashley’s turning on her - Tia’s clocking her manipulation tactics - Wendy’s rejecting her “apologies” Y’all…. I think it’s time!! 👀 #RHOP
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People forced the dictator gimmick on Mbappe, made endless jokes and memes about him being a dictator, and that was all fine? But the moment he laughs at one of those memes and calls an actual dictator a dictator, suddenly everyone draws the line? Get the f*ck out of here!
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So we’re going to completely skip the Monique and Robyn hugging? We missed a chapter here Bravo! #RHOP
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Well... At least he isn't Gay! @BOOSIEOFFICIAL should be so proud!
Boosie Badazz's son Ivy Ray Hatch arrested for battery, drug possession, armed robbery. Exclusive: tmz.com/2026/10/23/boosie-ba…
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Now more than ever
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Monique talking about Courtney and how bubbly and fun she is giving me when her and candiace first met 💀 #RHOP and we saw how that ended up
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I’m sorry but Wendy “scamming” insurance companies mean nothing to me. They take from us all the time anyway. #RHOP
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Listen, she’s been far gone for years, and plenty of us have already drawn the line. But I’d really respect her fanbase if they drew the line here. It’s not too late to divest from this person.
Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trump’s rally today in Michigan: “We want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we don’t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?”
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TL cleans ✨✨😌
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Thank you Patrick! Now everyone STFU. #RHOP 🌸
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SENÕR AZUL retweeted
i can count the amount of times i’ve had sex this year on one hand 🕊️
In the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing I am fucking is tired.
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What if I built something like this imigidi.netlify.app/
Iphuma nini iTimetable yemigidi?
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This is the worst #RHOSLC Lisa Barlow take. Lisa's iconic moments include: *Baby Gorgeous *I'm shaking, I'm physically shaking *Go the distance *Gout D*ck Sucker *Kerastase Thermatique She has plenty already. She's good. xitter.cf/TheRealestWife/status/…
I think Lisa went on #RHUGT and realized all of the OG housewives have big moments that have been remembered for a decade and she doesn’t, so now she’s filming this season desperate for her one moment and she just looks pathetic and desperate #RHOSLC
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He’s dressed like he’s on a Housewives trip to Aspen and he’s about to drop some cash at Kemo Sabe.
Drake steps out for his 40th birthday!🗽🔥
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Orlando Pirates supporters own Twitter today. 😂
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Sundowns are out of CAF! Nah, these boys couldn’t even defend their trophy.😂😂😂😂#CAFCL
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this one too
And if we’re talking about great reunion trailers.. this ones definitely up there. #RHOBH
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