Librarian Red

Mind if this white girl puts on a one woman show singing 46 songs about our founding fathers?

I miss real housewives of Beverly Hills 😔 Bravo, bring her home to us!!!

GILF (gosh I love Fresca)

Watching Dance Mom’s for the first time and this feels like a rite of passage

Hey bitches (respectfully), I signed up for presale Noah tickets to see him at Fenway Park next year for my 30th birthday present to myself. PLEASE let me get a ticket for the love of God or I’m gonna kms 😭

Why is tom kha one of the most comforting meals ever

And you come away with a great little story of a mess of a dreamer with the nerve to adore you

There is nothing more gut wrenching than having a dream and your dad is alive and so healthy and it feels so real and then waking up and having to remember that he’s dead

Work is really getting in the way of me reading my book about dragons rn

Grandma just called Alexa, Lexi

Okay but Lizzy McAlpine’s new album is so good

I love ratting on coworkers not doing their job and taking credit for yours 

Did I paint your bluest skies the darkest gray???

Every time I see a boygenius reunion video at Phoebe’s concert I’m so incredibly jealous but also sobbing at the same time 😭 they’re so good

Put self tanner on last night

I think I’m ready for motherhood. I just locked myself in the bathroom to get a moment of peace from my cat who’s been bullying me all morning

I love being in a flirtationship with the local winery you. Love you, Gabriel 🫶🏼

The Governor’s Waltz might be one of my favorite songs to get released this year