Walrus in a Top Hat; https://xitter.cf/t.co/7NgWLKaID6

The Arctic Circle
Joined November 2016
The kids are nice but they have zero street sense.
Gen Z coworker was telling me about how he wants to get into sports betting and I was like “Just remember, they don’t pay for all those commercials because people win all the time” and I think I accidentally blew his mind he looks down and was like “Woah… yeah… huh…”
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Hasan Salihamidžić: "I’m very happy for Harry and FC Bayern. His season was world-class. Harry is a role model both on and off the pitch. Every young player can look up to him and learn from him. He’s not just a clinical goalscorer; he puts himself at the service of the team, can play the killer pass and works hard defensively. All of us who love FC Bayern are delighted that a player like him plays for the club. It’s a privilege to watch him. Hopefully he’ll stay at FC Bayern for a very long time and bring the Champions League trophy back to Munich. That’s what I wish for him and the entire club." [@kerry_hau]
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The world celebrates King Kane. 👑🌍🏆
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Obama has Trump fully on tilt. He can’t stop talking about him in every speech. It’s weird!!
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Hi everyone 💕 my friend’s mom recently undergone emergency surgery and the family urgently needs help for medical bills and rent. Any help would mean the world!! Even just reposting and sharing 🩷 gofund.me/41c830007
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📸 Eric Dier with Harry Kane after last night's ceremony
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哈哈哈哈哈哈这谁做的图?
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Analysis: Arab voter turnout in Israel's general election was so high as a result of the way that the outgoing government treated its Arab citizens. jpost.com/israel-election-20…
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No clear victory: Netanyahu's Likud the biggest party, but Eisenkot's Opposition Bloc the largest. Still, Eisenkot cannot establish a stable, majority government without the Arabs. If there is a winner tonight, it's them - the Joint List and Ra'am.
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"My daughter caught measles when she was seven. I remember not feeling particularly alarmed about it. Then one morning she said, 'I feel all sleepy,' and she went into a coma. In an hour, she was unconscious. In twelve hours she was dead." Roald Dahl on his daughter Olivia
Don’t fall for the fear campaign...what is MEASLES?...a fever, a cough, a rash, runny eyes & runny nose. -Dr. Sherri Tenpenny "The measles vaccine came out in 1963. In 1962, the death rate from measles was two in a million.” "So it was not even deadly BEFORE we had a vaccine." IF YOU FEAR MEASLES... You must not know that even in the 60s, before the vaccine, the survival rate was over 99.9%. You must not know that the MMR is a live virus vaccine & can cause measles. You must not know that the MMR vaccine is linked to 2,657% MORE DEATHS than measles since 1995. You must not know that it's a very mild childhood illness for well-nourished children. You must not know that natural measles infection provides lifelong immunity, unlike the vaccine. You must not know that there are huge lifelong health benefits to getting measles, including a lower risk of cancer, lower risk of heart disease & stronger immune resilience. You must not know that the MMR insert lists over 60 serious adverse events, ranging from encephalitis, seizures & death. You must not know that studies show Vitamin A drastically reduces measles complications-yet public health officials ignore it.
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Mansour Abbas, leader of the Ra’am Party, tells me they are aiming for two outcomes from today’s vote: 1. Receiving 8 seats (Ra’am currently has 5). 2. The Eisenkot block NOT passing 61 seats, so they will have to rely on Ra’am to replace Netanyahu.
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Harry Kane's message to Vincent Kompany: "To Vinnie.. I know he's at home, or still in the hospital. I wish you well, and I hope this has given you a bit of energy. Since I've been with you at, I have improved as a player, a person and a leader. I'm glad to be bringing this trophy back to Bayern."
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Disgusting headline from GOAL But this is to be expected when you use A.I. instead of actual writers for your content. goal.com/en/news/behind-the-…
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Western Leftists: “The Israeli elections don’t matter.” Actual Arab Israelis: “We need to get this motherfucker up outta here!”
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arab turnout is reaching earth shattering levels in israel my god
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Virgin American voters: waaah it’s to inconvenient to drive my air conditioned SUV ten minutes to the Millard Filmore High polling place on any of the thirty days of early voting Chad Arab Israelis: habibi get the democracy camel
ובינתיים ברהט... צילום: וליד אלעוברה
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There is not a single time in Kanye’s entire career that the NFL would’ve trusted him with a live microphone in front of 100 million people lol
Jay-Z doing the Super Bowl before Kanye West is one of the greatest artistic crimes in the history of art -TPJ
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Harry Kane not signing for Manchester United in 2023
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Most valid scenario for this gif
Harry Kane not signing for Manchester United in 2023
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Oh hell naw. He needs to go to Argentina too. @tlalane
Update: Can confirm that Flavio fleeing to US, per sources to @Reuters Details unclear
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