Just aced my one and only meteorology final. Professor said I had an entertaining and informative presentation and a great tv voice-@WSAZirr you guys hiring?
Let’s work in healthcare because being called an Agent of Satan and Cunt by angry middle aged male patients is super fun.
Spending my weekend thinking of ways to quit my job so I can avoid calling a cranky client on Monday and giving them news that will cause them to ruin MY day.
Reason #243 that I’m not a good fit at my job and that I’m neurodivergent:
Co-worker A: The air in New York looks terrible!
Me (dead serious and worried) Yeah it looks like the doomsday montage from Ghostbusters 2.
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My neighbor is so fucking loud. She screams obscenities at her toddler, screams at her dog, screams at my my dogs… it’s all. day. long.
The dumpster fire just keeps bigger…
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I spent #NYE2023 watching my neighbors argue and googling CBD oil for my cat’s anxiety. What did you guys do?
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I wasn’t expecting a Christmas bonus but it still makes me mad knowing I worked just as hard as the senior staff, who got rewarded, while I just got more added to my workload.
In-laws and I planning Christmas at my house-
SIL- Let’s do games! Is that ok? (She’s asking b/c they get over competitive & I banned family game night)
Me: I guess but—
9yro: Oh Jesus please let’s not play monopoly







