Mx. Mason

@defyNW forever with friends at #AEWDynamite tonight

Sure, and this is what I generated based on my "theoretical" seats!

Now that @PlatinumMax is a verified assclown, who will guard my closet? 😭💔

Shoutout to my best friend (@sclappin on Tumblr) for this perfect art of @PlatinumMax for Christmas 🤌🏼💗🎤🤼‍♂️

You are bragging on my replies. Meet me outside in the Denny's parking lot at 10:00 AM for an asswhooping

@Lapiznotlapis @ShitpostGate

hey but also: I wrote two notes that came with the skull. One was for crew and one was for Seth. How did Seth end up reading the crew one? Here's both of them @LateNightSeth @sethmeyers @seacaptainpolls

I can finally rest... I feel like Tom Hanks at the end of the Terminal. I'm finally free of the never-ending purgatory. Anyway it would be so cool if it became a desk item, all the time or a Corrections-only one

normal friends and others who know me, watching me tweet nothing for weeks except my attempts to send Seth Meyers a jackel skull

@seacaptainpolls @LateNightSeth @sethmeyers @mikescollins @bazecraze @ambermruffin et al. "A lot of dead jackels" you say??? I know what you're doing!!! Next week is skull week!!! You absolute teasers!!!!

It Is Time

@LateNightSeth @seacaptainpolls she's arrived. please, if you can, fetch the parcel before corrections. I promise it will be worth it

@seacaptainpolls @LateNightSeth hey I know Thursday mornings are when you look for corrections comments so you might want to go check the mail soon

.@seacaptainpolls I now HAVE it but I'm trying to make sure I don't get postman arrested like Bannon did. anyway I promise the jackel skull I am mailing you is not a death threat. no actual human death is mean to be implied by this gift. if you want this not to happen, dm me ig

@Speaker4says @daddyxanax_

you have the exact cat combination I want. I've already got Carrie, just waiting until January to get her a dumb orange brother...

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old pfp was pre-covid so no more smiles. documentary, DMV style.