I recommend doing a solo project, because the chances of being kicked out of your own band are virtually zero.

Ppl say you should practice what you preach. But I only practice preaching. So I am stuck in a confusing, endless loop.

Iommi has spoken. I believe it our solemn duty to listen.

Walked in to have a play and then realised I can't be bothered 😢

Have always felt severely conflicted about Wernher von Braun. As I understand it: pretty much a war criminal, but without whom, the Moon landings would not have been possible

Me: Looking at those guys on Metal Twitter, they just look so cool. And it's hard, because they're so far away. Especially scrolling late at night, it's just really hard, you know? My therapist: Do you mean difficult

When I am made head of Metal Twitter, I shall appoint @007DBindaBC as leader of feel-good cat photos Other appointments to be announced later

Ppl who own an instrument and post photos of it online are gods.

Why am I wearing socks in drum videos? Because my housemate was like "Noone wants to see your hobbit feet" and I tried to explain that it's the lens making nearer things look disproportionately bigger, but she wasn't having it. So I have to deal with slipping around on the pedals

Catchy songs Crafty schemes 👆These are my aims

Yes, anti-American sentiment in the UK is real. It vacillates depending on who controls the White House, but particularly since the early 2000s, if you mention being part-American, ppl look at you like you just shat in their mouth wired.com/story/they-fled-tr…