a real human bean

Louisiana, USA
Joined August 2017
You’ll find I’m insane but ethically consistent.
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Hmmm despite bitching about FW so much I find myself with an unexplainable desire to replay it.
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Ross Edwards retweeted
We’re CATHOLIC we don’t “MANIFEST” we PRAY and GO TO ADORATION and if it doesn’t work WE DRINK ALCOHOL until we need to go to CONFESSION
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It’s a beautiful day, gamers
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Ross Edwards retweeted
Czene from Berwick Saga!
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I am now accepting apologies from any of you retards who thought they weren’t going to make the unfinished flame lord dlc routes. You will be forgiven for your foolishness.
Access additional stories, recruit gods to your side, and more in the three waves of #FireEmblem Fortune’s Weave Expansion Pass DLC! →Wave 1: Available now →Wave 2: Available holiday 2026 →Wave 3: 2027
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Ross Edwards retweeted
It took me all the strenght in my body to not even mention the sorry excuse for a turn based battle system they have in the dungeons
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LSU football is back to making me want to kill myself. Nature is healing.
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Replying to @Redwa24
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Fun fortunes weave fact. If you get someone “killed” in part 1 and then don’t recruit them on anyone else’s route, they get a special “this character died” bonus ending.
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evolution of premarital sex in video games (1995-2026)
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Finished Fortunes Weave this morning. 114 hours and I only really had fun with about 40 of them but that’s a decent enough amount of entertainment so I give it a 6/10.
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Damn I only got 4 :/
Fire Emblem Red Flags: 1. Liking Birthright and Conquest but not Rev 2. Not Liking Awakening 3. Thinking Radiant Dawn is the peak of the series 4. The Holy Kingdom of Faerghus 5. Liking Hilda but disliking Ingrid for racism 6. Thinking any fates retainer is cis besides Saizo
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Ross Edwards retweeted
Folks I have the greatest cauldron you've ever seen. Tremendous. Or-ee-cal-cum they tell me it's made of. I showed it to my son Sleepy Solel and he said "No, no, don't throw me in!" And of course I threw him in. Beautiful cauldron.
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Ross Edwards retweeted
My mom played 5 chapter's of Theodora's route and said "why isn't it like the Wii one" ❤️‍🩹
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Replying to @fortayee
Yes I like Weapon Triangle I like Merge I like Hows Everybody I like Biorhythm We exist...
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Last night while playing Fortune’s Weave a little notification that I’d completed 100 skirmishes popped up and it made me viscerally sad. I’m going to finish the game but I do not like it.
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Putting someone in Warrior gives you a bigger strength growth than being an armored bird or caladrius. I feel like the Cai mount growth bonuses are being way way way overvalued.
FIX YOUR STRENGTH ISSUES WITH MOUNTS‼️ Red Meganius Fixed stats at Bond Lv. 5: • +3 STR • +1 DEX • +1 SPD Growth bonuses: • +15% STR • +5% DEX • +5% DEF Paradise fish guarantees it at Axion Gorge You really wanna make as many people mounted units as possible on Cai’s route
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Like sure they’re “objectively higher growth totals” but it’s such a marginal amount of stats in a piss easy game
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Many games for the GameCube use only a fraction of the storage capacity of the disc. I have analyzed the data to determine what the maximum number of retail Mario games that can fit on a single disc would be, creating the Luigi & Wario + Puzzle + Rhythm Maximum Value Pack.
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Legendary post but he made a typo so I can’t just retweet it. @fortayee
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