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Do no harm. Take no shit. Not pithy

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Joined August 2008
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This guy’s whole schtick is him running around in a hot dog costume searching for culprits.
VANCE: Anybody who would divide us by the color of our skin and say that you're more or less American… that person is a scumbag
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Cocktober Surprise!
Trump brings up a group of college students from the audience: "I was watching and I saw this group of very handsome young men... Look at them... handsome, beautiful guys."
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Nothing says "the media manufactured the Russia hoax" than going on a hunting trip with one Russian oligarch right after another Russian oligarch had paid for your wedding.
The trip highlights the remarkable relationship between a son of the US president and a tycoon with a criminal record who has close ties to Vladimir Putin’s personal security service. Intelligence experts say such connections are ripe for manipulation. ft.trib.al/p0LBRYI
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Considering that the whole party is just one long Bunga Bunga joke, this tracks.
I think the polling undercount story of the year will be how many GOP (not MAGA) folks voted blue. The crossover is one of those un-pollable things because no one wants to admit leaving the tribe, even when the tribe is comprised of cannibal mental patients.
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The Horseshoe Party
Sneak peek of what 2028 is going to look like and whew.
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Vote early. Vote in person. Triple check and hand deliver mail in ballots. Vote Blue. These numbers are meaningless unless you vote. So do it.
New Senate Polls From CNN Kansas: 🟦Adam Hamilton 49% 🟥Roger Marshall 45% Maine: 🟦Troy Jackson 49% 🟥Susan Collins 45% Michigan: 🟦Abdul El-Sayed 49% 🟥Mike Rogers 42% Texas: 🟦James Talarico 49% 🟥Ken Paxton 43% 10/20-10/27 Link: cnn.com/2026/10/29/politics/…
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If he keeps saying things like that, it will become impossible for Canadians to pay for their own drinks in any bar in the democratic world.
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I think the “Jerry Seinfeld was a hack elevated by the genius of Larry David” is a trite and reductive opinion, but then something like this drops and it’s like… idk man
Jerry Seinfeld reveals his biggest regret from Seinfeld, a joke he begged Larry David to include, but Larry refused. Jerry Seinfeld: “This is what my greatest regret of the entire series is.” “We had this bit on the show where, if you wanted someone to keep a secret, you would say to them, ‘Will you put it in the vault?’ And they would go, ‘It’s in the vault.’” “There was an opportunity for a character to say, ‘But it’s in the vault,’ and the other character would go, ‘Oy, the vault.’” “I said, ‘Larry, we’re never going to get a chance to make this joke ever again in our lives. To go, “Oy, the vault.”’ Do you remember this conversation?” Larry David: “Yeah.” Jerry Seinfeld: “And I begged him, and he didn’t want to do it.”
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Or the Cheesecake Factory for that matter.
We're all paying the price after Republicans increased the cost of living - look no further than an order at Waffle House.
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Obama tonight on his Cheesecake Factory line: "They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke. The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy. The person who's supposed to be figuring out how to make your life more affordable. The guy who's supposed to be figuring out how to lower inflation. And reduce interest rates. They told him he should hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory."
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She just expanded her lead to 10 points. The president’s umbrella stand has no chance.
Gov. Kathy Hochul has nearly 10 times more campaign cash on hand than Republican challenger Bruce Blakeman heading into the final week of New York's governor's race. According to the latest campaign finance reports, Hochul had $12.3 million remaining, compared with $1.2 million for the Nassau County executive. Both candidates have spent millions on advertising and received significant financial support from their party committees. With Election Day approaching on Nov. 3, both campaigns are focusing on reaching voters in the final stretch. Read more here: nwsdy.li/4BvshV5 - - #longisland #longislandny
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I don’t like fuckery in elections. That said, fictional pollsters putting out fake surveys, like what happened to Mallory McMorrow’s campaign is considerably more harmful to our elections.
THE STORY OF THE DANS SULLIVAN… and how Democrats reportedly helped pick the Sullivan who isn’t a senator. As filed for the @CBSEveningNews…
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This is the best thing I read all month! Be sure to click through the links!!
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Aside from dividing up committee members into groups that will investigate specific acts of executive fraud, have the Democrats considered assigning a member to sit with Fetterman in the cafeteria and pretend to be his friend?
Imagine Democrats flipping the Senate 51–49, with Sen. John Fetterman holding the deciding vote. Now that would be something
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If you wanna get some dirt under your fingernails combing through polling data, this episode if for you.
Today's pod @ForecasterEnten on all things midterm data. And why Trump is a fanny of his data ANALysis. Then @julianborger on the election results in Israel, Serbia, and Brazil and what can be learned from them. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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This guy is definitely not a hero of mine.
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This is the type of third party candidate Mathew McConaughey suggests we consider as a viable third way option. Libertarian Party in NC.
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"It was once extremely rare for grand jurors to rebuff prosecutors and turn down a request for an indictment" is now something that is becoming fairly routine. See Letitia James and Comey. Reflecting pool 'vandal.' The Subway sandwich guy. 6 Dem lawmakers' video/illegal orders.
It was once extremely rare for grand jurors to rebuff prosecutors and turn down a request for an indictment, given that the Justice Department has traditionally sought criminal charges only in cases it expects to win. But prosecutors have become increasingly convinced they will be unable to bring any indictment that is seen as political while Trump is in office. nytimes.com/2026/10/27/us/po…
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For this reason alone, it is imperative that Americans grant the Democrats control of both chambers in Congress.
Trump makes the case to appoint Ted Cruz to the Supreme Court: "I shouldn't tell this. Should I tell the Supreme Court situation, Ted?"
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