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Amen, brother. All glory to God Almighty!
Jesus Christ is King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Stand firm in your faith. Never bow to evil. Never surrender your convictions. Never stop fighting the good fight. 1 Corinthians 16:13
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Jesus Christ is King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Stand firm in your faith. Never bow to evil. Never surrender your convictions. Never stop fighting the good fight. 1 Corinthians 16:13
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🚨 MINNESOTA: The Cook Political Report just moved the open Senate race TOWARD Republicans. It went from "Likely Democrat" to "Lean Democrat," one step away from a toss-up. Cook pointed straight at the Walz administration's welfare fraud scandal and Peggy Flanagan underperforming in the polls. Michele Tafoya is within striking distance. Most recent polls have her down by just three or four points. Minnesota hasn't elected a Republican senator since 2002. That streak can END in two weeks.
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🚨 LOVE IT: Mike Rogers just put Michigan's reading crisis front and center, and he came with a PLAN. Rogers said two-thirds of Michigan fourth graders can't read at grade level. He called it "criminal." His fix is a phonics-based reading reclamation program between third and fourth grade, paid for with Title I money. He wants to help older kids catch up too, which he says takes 4 to 16 weeks. And he wants SHOP CLASS back in schools so kids can connect with the skilled trades. Phonics, reading, and trades. That's how kids get a shot at the American Dream. Michigan, vote Mike Rogers!!!!
Mike Rogers: Education is the best way to help kids live the America dream.
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🚨 WOW: Mike Rogers says even DEMOCRATS don't trust Abdul El-Sayed. The receipts back him up. Joe Manchin, a former Democratic senator, said "I do support Mike Rogers." Asked if he'd be OK with El-Sayed winning, he said no. Julian Epstein, who was chief counsel for House Judiciary Democrats, said he's jumping ship to Rogers. Michael LaRosa, who was Jill Biden's press secretary, said "I could never support El-Sayed." A former chair of the Michigan Democratic Party is telling Democrats to leave the Senate race BLANK. When your own side won't vote for you, it's not a smear. It's a warning!!
Mike Rogers: Even democrats think Abdul is dangerous!
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Haitian gangs kidnapped four Salvadoran airmen serving with the UN backed force in Haiti. Big mistake. Nayib Bukele just announced a military operation to bring them home. His warning to the gang bosses: El Salvador already finished its own gangs. He can finish yours too. That is what strength looks like. Bring them home.
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🚨 BREAKING: Laura Ingraham just named one of the godfathers of the left's war on Trump, and he openly calls it a battle. Norm Eisen of the Brookings Institution has spent years pushing the claim that democracy is in crisis. He even wrote a 178-page playbook for "defending" it. Asked if it's like a war with skirmishes in the courts, Eisen didn't flinch. "Yes. Peaceful, lawful, vigorous battle. You do have to think of it in those terms," he said. Trump won in 2024 because voters didn't trust Kamala Harris to make their lives better. The left treated that as proof democracy was in crisis. They lost an election and declared war on the voters.  Remember that in November.
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A packed house in South Carolina with the crowd chanting “USA, USA, USA!” South Carolina is TRUMP country!
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🚨 BOOM: Abdul El-Sayed tried to play the VICTIM card on the debate stage, and Mike Rogers shut it down in 30 seconds. El-Sayed called the question "shameful." Rogers reminded him that he wore the uniform, and so did his son, his wife, his brother, and his father. Then he said, "You can pray any way you want." "This is about an IDEOLOGY." He said it's an ideology that's banned in five Muslim countries and six others, and one that U.S. law enforcement worries about because it's used to fund operations overseas. That's not bigotry. It's national security.
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🚨 LMAO: Abdul El-Sayed keeps promising to put "money in your pocket." Forget money in your pocket. If El-Sayed gets his way, you'd be lucky to own a damn pair of PANTS. He wants Medicare for All, which would wipe out the private health plans union workers bargained for. Mike Rogers calls it the largest tax increase in the nation's history. He wants a carbon tax that Rogers warns would add more than $2,000 to your costs and push gas prices higher. Bigger government. More taxes. Emptier pockets. Michigan, keep your pants… Vote Mike Rogers!
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🚨Tesla just dropped its Q3 numbers. $28 billion in revenue. $1.5 billion in free cash flow. Full Self Driving on 75 percent of new North American deliveries. Cybercab robotaxis launched in Austin with nearly 2 million unsupervised miles. Optimus robots now in production in Fremont. Built in Texas. Built in America. Elon keeps delivering!
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🚨 BREAKING: Julian Calderon was 9 years old. Indianapolis police say his mother shot him Monday, then turned the gun on herself. Here's what makes my stomach turn. Back in 2023, she reportedly shared a GoFundMe for Lindsay Clancy, the Massachusetts mom accused of killing her three kids. We live in a culture that rushes to raise money for the parent and forgets the children. Julian deserved better. Every kid does!
🚨#BREAKING: IT’S HAPPENED AGAIN!!!!! A mother in Indianapolis has allegedly K*LLED her 9-YEAR-OLD SON before taking her own life. His name was Julian Calderon, he was 9 years old. On Monday, around 1 p.m., Indianapolis police got a call about a SH0OTING at an apartment. When officers arrived, they found Julian and his mother, 33-year-old Shatayvia Calderon. Both were not alive when they showed up at the scene. Police say they believe it was a M*RDER-SU*CIDE. Back in January 2023, Shatayvia posted a GoFundMe on Facebook for Lindsay Clancy. Three years after sharing that fundraiser, police say Shatayvia did the unthinkable to her own son. Say his name. Julian Calderon. WHAT IS GOING ON WITH MOTHERS K*LLING THEIR CHILDREN?!!!!!
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🚨 BREAKING: Laura Ingraham just laid out what she says is the radical left's playbook to take down federal authority. Per Ingraham, it goes like this. Flood the streets nationwide until Trump invokes the Insurrection Act.  Claim the military is committing abuses. Get the press to amplify every clip. Then blue state governors unite to override federal authority and rewrite the Constitution. She says former Obama and Biden staffers, ex-USAID employees and community organizers are openly discussing it. One former USAID staffer made it sound like utopia. "We're going to have to, if we want to live in peace and deeper democracy, reform our legal frameworks,"  They call it reform. It's a power grab with a nicer name.
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🚨🔥 TRUMP IS ON ABSOLUTE FIRE in South Carolina TONIGHT! Packed house at the T. Ed Garrison Arena near Clemson. USA chants rocking the place. Protesters tried to derail him, one got punched and dragged out. Trump: “Who’s the guy who threw the punch? You reminded me of Evander ‘the Real Deal’ Holyfield!” 😂
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Asked my Grok bot to read all the liberal troll replies on my posts today and summarize them in 2 words. It took an hour. The bots answer: “Dumb fcks.” Accuracy: 100%
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Hmmm…. wonder why? 🤔
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🚨 WOW: CAIR Action just named Gina Hinojosa its PREFERRED candidate for Texas governor. CAIR is the same group that Texas designated a foreign terrorist organization last year. Hinojosa also voted AGAINST the 2023 law that gave Texas the power to make that designation in the first place. That tells you everything about whose side she's on. Texas, vote Greg Abbott.
🚨Gina Hinojosa taking money and support from a designated terrorist organization should be disqualifying! Vote wisely Texas! 🇺🇸
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🚨 LA handed a legal aid nonprofit $157 million to keep tenants in their homes. The city's own lawyer says up to $87 million of it can't be traced in the group's public records. That isn't me talking. That's LA City Attorney Hydee Feldstein Soto in an October 9 report to the City Council. It started as a $7 million no-bid "pilot" in 2021 under a COVID emergency exception. Nine amendments later it was over $90 million, and the city kept paying without ever enforcing the reporting the contract required. The worst part? The group's own tax return brags about suing the City of Los Angeles. The city attorney says taxpayer money "may well have been used" to sue the same city that wrote the checks. So what did the council do? It approved another $106.6 million for the same group in March. Nithya Raman voted yes, calls her tenant work probably her biggest achievement, and now wants to be mayor on November 3. Audit every single dime before anybody hands her the keys to City Hall. nypost.com/2026/10/15/us-new…
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The American people have spoken, and they've lost trust in both.
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🚨 BREAKING: Everyone knows why Elissa Slotkin is getting hammered, and it has nothing to do with her being a woman. Everyone heard her say she wants young people thinking about working for Trump to worry they'd be "buying myself a ton of problems that I don't want."  She called it a deterrence message. Now she's claiming the backlash is sexism. "I do think there is something about being a woman and criticizing them and calling them out on that corruption that really gets under their skin, obviously," Slotkin said. Laura Ingraham said it best. "No one on Earth believes she was criticized because she is a woman." Everyone knows it, Senator. You threatened young Americans.
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