Retail CRE Broker | President & Founder @sturbridgecre |🤘🏼alum | Mötley Crüe + MUSE megafan | third coast livin’
Houston, TX
Joined June 2022
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This is what it’s like going into a commission only CRE job at age 22, when your friends are all taking salary jobs
Then leaving a big name shop to start up a CRE brokerage company at age 42 when all brokers tend to stay where they are
Still amazed I had the chutzpah to do both
Mountain goat leaps across massive canyon without hesitation 😨
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is AI-generated. Real mountain goats are agile climbers but the extreme canyon leap, physics & motion show clear AI artifacts (unnatural jumps, cinematic style). reddit.com/r/isthisAI/com…
It’s almost like commercial real estate brokers are trying to draw constant attention to themselves or something…
😎 always be stuntin
Pretty cool and quirky what Rice has established here (very on-brand for the Owls) and is spending big bucks to expand. I think it’s great, and always root on my local academic powerhouse college with their evolution
I leave my office for a quick lunchtime meeting and managed to get Shen Yun’d in that time
Nobody on earth markets as shamelessly and ninja like as the Shen Yun marketing team
I would estimate I remove no less than 50 of their posters in a calendar year on vacant retail suites
The Galleria is charging for parking, in cheap ass “get off my lawn” Houston with an army of good ole boys that don’t do well with regulations and expenses
There will be riots in the streets that will make Paris look like amateurs.
I’ll say it once, I’ll say it again, Screwston is the best “get shit done” town in 🇺🇸 & it’s not even close
Create a ship channel, build a dome stadium, expand that ship channel, double the ✈️ capacity…whatever project, this town works with a rare sense of urgency and gusto
I love the fall season, what’s not to like? The best
One of my October pleasures is Pumpkin Joe Joe cookies from Trader Joe’s. I went to buy a box today, found out they’re so popular people buy them out w/n hours, then resell them for profit on eBay 🤬
ebay.io/m/W5tLd5
This is a striking office design in an industry usually putting up same ole same ole
I will wait to see it deliver to render personal opinion if it landed or not, but I applaud this bold choice when it would have been easier and more cost efficient to build a typical rectangle
New Houston Office Tower Planned on Westheimer near Loop 610. Near Galleria... ... realtynewsreport.com/new-off…
My wife has no concept of how exciting it is for the first day of vest season at the office. I just showed off my look today to her and she said nothing.
I then pointed it out to her, she said it’s not even that cold out.
Ugh.
After ruining my weekend watching the Texas game, I get in my car and put Spotify on random mix
In all of the music in the history of the world, this is the first track I get.
Cannot make this stuff up.
Savage move Spotify…
Fun article speculating on the Houston hockey tam name
For my money, it has gotta be the Wildcatters
Historical ocal connection to Houston. Tons of swagga.
Winner winner
houstonchronicle.com/explain…
I’m a retail broker but not a true 🇺🇸 consumer…I don’t connect well. It’s a problem, I admit it. Beloved stuff I avoid like:
Bacon
Orlando
Fast & Furious movies
Soccer
Monster Drinks
Tom Brady
Bucee’s
Bud Light
Church
Bad Bunny
Starbucks
Yellowstone
UFC
Crocs
CBS Crime Shows
At the same time, I see the ugly side of this game
I say frequently nothing matters to a community more than retail. The local supermarket closes and now it’s either empty for years (grocers do this) or a split Goodwill/Dollar Tree? You better believe that affects housing prices
