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The Democrats are probably planning on going after Elon if they ever regain power 1 problem with that— Elon Musk’s companies are worth 3.1% of the US economy If they mess with Elon, they crash their own economy
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The Republican House easily passed everything MAGA wanted The Republican Senate did the opposite They believe they run the country That they are above the president That the will of the voters is meaningless The senate is fighting against the liberties and freedoms of every American
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Trump has tried to fix the country But couldn’t get the really big things passed, like the SAVE Act Why? Bc Democrats kept counting in 2024 until they stole enough congressional seats to keep us from a supermajority We all watched it happen in real time California counted for weeks until they got the results they wanted America isn’t free until our elections are fair
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2015 Fox betrays Trump 2016 Fox betrays Trump 2017 Fox betrays Trump 2018 Fox betrays Trump 2019 Fox betrays Trump 2020 Fox betrays Trump 2021 Fox betrays Trump 2022 Fox betrays Trump 2023 Fox betrays Trump 2024 Fox betrays Trump 2025 Fox betrays Trump 2026 WHY THE HELL DO YOU STILL WATCH FAUX?
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BREAKING Fox just called Arizona midterms for the Democrats
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Why is it that EVERY election season, Fox betrays Trump— Yet ppl forget about it a couple months later and turn them back on? Turn them off for good
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Canadians, only 2 more weeks to surrender your guns
Canada has commanded anyone who owns a gun to turn it into the government. 97.5% of people who are registered as a gun owner have not shown up to turn their guns in. According to this slimeball politician, “compliance is not voluntary”. And after October 31st of this year, anyone who hasn’t surrendered their guns will have a government goon showing up at their door to take them by force. Folks, this is why we have to make sure the Democrats never have power again. They will try this in America eventually.
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It sucks when people you liked unfollow you & you have no idea why Lately it’s usually bc I make it known that I don’t hate Israel I must say that’s the dumbest reason ever to unfriend a fellow conservative
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Europeans have been bragging about how they’re now propping Ukraine up w/ military equipment & don’t need us If they’re so militarily capable, I guess we don’t need to prop up NATO anymore…. Right?
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So there are 2 questions here 1. Who tipped off the Somali retard, Ilhan Omar? AND 2. What evidence did the Somali retard speed off with?
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Can we end this argument once & for all? I don’t want to hear anymore from libs “Trump is literally a ped0phile” based on no evidence whatsoever Every single liberal is a ped0phile <They all support creepy, sexual deviant men using the restroom with little girls <Trans stripper dance shows for children <Islam. A ped0philia cult If you support those things, you are in fact, LITERALLY a PED0
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I was at a college party one time. I was about 19. I sat on a couch & watched as a girl I went to school with hung all over a guy for hours. (This girl had had a crush on me, but I was never interested) Both were drinking. She was being more forward than he was. She pulled the guy into a room & shut the door As this happened, me & my friend left to go to a convenience store & came back We get back & the police are there She claimed he r*ped her He said they didn’t even go that far & that she was the one who was being aggressive He did not strike me as the type to do that or to lie Later, a detective called me, saying that the girl said I watched the whole thing & heard her cries for help & wouldn’t help. Except I wasn’t even there, so that’s impossible The other ppl who were there when the alleged crime took place heard no such thing. Guess who the police believed despite all the witnesses contradicting her claims? The MeToo movement came after that, & I knew it was mostly BS
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Trump buying Russian diesel serves 2 purposes— 1—We need diesel to flood the market & drive down prices, & Russia can send it quickly 2—Trump is sending a clear message to Zelensky……It’s time to end the war. Negotiate, concede some land, & end this thing. Enough of your ppl have died
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Zelensky calls Trump “weak” because of his diesel deal with Russia Hours after the diesel deal, Ukraine attacks a Russian oil facility They are trying their very best to ruin the economy to give Democrats the best election chances Hasn’t this miniature retard learned not to get on Trump’s bad side?
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A city council opens their meeting with a prayer to Satan A depraved murderer gets sympathy bc she survives lethal injection A woman who strangles 3 of her own children to death is adored by masses of women Democrats create their own church where abortion & sodomy are accepted Liberal demons are creating hell on Earth
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And there you have it I’ve been saying for months that the groyper anti-Jewish PsyOp is an anti-MAGA leftist movement Masquerading as conservative The king of Groypers, Nick Fuentes, is endorsing Amy Acton A far left communist who openly supports open borders And wait for it………..A Jew So the leader of the groyper PsyOp endorses a communist Jew You can’t make this stuff up
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Ironically, the ‘retard of the day’ is Retard Finder The incel hiding behind a computer screen making fun of a kind-hearted woman
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Everyone making fun of this woman’s appearance should be ashamed That is Michael Dell's wife, Susan She's the woman behind 25 million American children getting Trump accounts at birth They’ve personally contributed over $6 billion to these kids Some of these monetized accounts will say anything for a buck
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Here’s what Trump really said— “It’s a small price to pay to keep our country safe” “They could take out a city” “Let em take out Los Angeles or San Diego—it’s a very small price to pay” For all the liberal retards who pretend that Trump told Iran to take out LA… What he’s saying here…. And it’s VERY simple to understand Is that you keep crying about the war, but that’s what could happen if he doesn’t deal with Iran. It’s called CONTEXT. It’s called reading between the lines with just a smidge of common sense— Of which you have none
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“Palestinians” cheered after the Oct 7th Israeli massacre Men, women & brainwashed children all gleefully celebrated in the streets Guess what else they celebrated? 9/11 Meanwhile, every Democrat RETARD in America cries for “Palestine” & damns Israel in the same breath
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