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Retired Retiree | I Get Paid To See The Future

Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2011
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Black people are so oppressed in America that hundreds of them become multi millionaires every single year
Imagine hating on a guy who used to work a 9-5 Warehouse Job and now drops 26/8 in the league
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But the fighting Illini can’t have the chief
Cobb County honors Native Americans by having an African American in tribal attire identify as being an "indigenous person" This could be a South Park skit
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Literally
Why are the TPUSA guys still debating? Every “debate” clip I see from them now is just: > “You should not kill me.” > “Ok but we’re going to.”
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Hating white people because their parents love them is a crazy take 🤣
Abdul El-Sayed uses race to try bonding with Hasan Minhaj and gets shut down instantly 🤣 EL-SAYED: "Something about being a brown kid whose parents, like, no matter what you do, you’re never enough..." MINHAJ: "Yeah...can I talk to you about strategy though?"
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Usually Americans don't need to put "American as apple pie" under their name
Gallons of gas or gallons of milk...it's all way too expensive. I'm running to lighten the load.
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The ending was a chefs kiss
This is the most amazing video you will watch today. Enjoy 😘
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Best thing I’ve ever seen
Imagine being this racist on national tv
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Our tax dollars pay for free medical care for people who cover their gas station chicken wings in salt
Trying Chinese Food at 3AM in the most dangerous part of Baltimore.
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These things are going to be our overlords aren't they
Unitree Robotics unveils its new humanoid bodyguard robot, showcasing martial arts skills, powerful kicks that dent cars, backflips, and the ability to lift a vehicle during a staged rescue. The robot reportedly has a maximum battery endurance of 8 hours.
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Nigs gonna nig
Ex-#Titans DT Jordan Elliott went to his car to retrieve his gun after a practice altercation with OT JC Latham last Thursday (Oct. 15). After being told to leave the field, Elliott took off his pads and stormed out of the facility, then went to the players' lot. Security cameras captured the sequence. Veteran DL John Franklin-Myers talked him down, and no one was hurt. The Titans released Elliott on Tuesday after reviewing the incident. He signed a 2-year, $8M deal this offseason. News of the incident was first reported by @eastonfreeze and additional details provided by @AaronWilson_NFL.
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Literally, but ISRAELLLLLLL. Right wingers are so unserious
The Trump Accounts will go down as the single best thing he has done. I recently set one up for my child and was very impressed (and the free $1000 is nice too). The ease, the simplicity, the forecasting tool, the way family and friends (and billionaire strangers) can contribute, and the user experience is exceptional. And by giving children actual ownership in American companies, these accounts will do wonders to fight the defeatist, anti-American, socialist mentalities that have infected the youth.
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Hey western civilization, do you get it now?
BREAKING: Historic 143-year-old Limoges town hall in France collapsed after protesters set it on fire.
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Replying to @RetiredBrandon
@RetiredBrandon with the best news of the week by far 🔥💯 @IlhanMN @Ilhan , wherever you are, suck on my banana and rice 😆🖕🏼 She deserves deportation. Frankly she deserves jail but I’d rather just see her gone Ilhan Omar Has GONE MISSING youtu.be/JE7HoQoTXdM?is=h2Sr… via @YouTube
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My grandma and grandpa met over a beautiful horse in central park in 1955
The horse carriage industry is coming to an end in New York City. Our administration will make sure workers and owners are protected and the horses are safe.
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Wowwww it’s almost like the person who publicly screams “I WORK FOR SOMALIA” meant it
#BREAKING: Ilhan Omar’s father was ‘loyal’ to Somali dictator but posed as a refugee, source says.
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Feminism yearns for the patriarchy
If you think we dress like "whores" at the gym, I'm telling you confidently, if men didn't exist, we would actually dress a WHOLE LOT sluttier.
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Idk if this is purely anecdotal. But every college aged GIRL I’ve talked to over the last 6 months is a big Fuentes fan
Young men ages 18–30 are reportedly shifting away from Republicans, per Cygnal.
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Just tried it. Can confirm it's real lmao
Hahaha it’s actually real
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The UN be like “it’s a human rights violation to not let Islamists take over your country”
The Islamic Revolution in Europe has begun. This is France. Today, we see the same scenes in Berlin. Every day, these hordes waving the Arab National Socialist flags of Palestine grow larger. In Iran, it took roughly two years to go from this stage to complete chaos and the establishment of the Islamic Republic. We saw the same symbolism, the same flags, and heard the exact same slogans. Brace yourselves.
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