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Retro Coach Tazz

@RetroCoachTazz

Occasional winner, a frequent loser. Battling Cancer. S7 FCS 🏆 Princeton. 2x RFNA-G🏆 (S21, S27)

 Rent Free in a Defense's Head
Joined January 2022
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Wasn't sure I'd ever get to the FCS mountain top (Top 4, Final 2, never 1st). Wasn't sure about this team & @retro_trojans is a great coach & 2x champ. The Valley has owned the FCS for 6 seasons. IT'S A GREAT DAY TO BE A PRINCETON TIGER! 🏆
RBFCS Commish (@RBFCSCommish) profile pictureRBFCS Commish@RBFCSCommish27 Apr 2022
AND WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION! @Retro_BallCoach avenges the season 5 loss, and the Princeton Tigers are your RBFCS Champions! Congratulations @Retro_BallCoach! And a big congrats to all coaches on a great season, here's to the next!
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Throw up a hand if you remember the struggle of peeling the fucking sticker off a new CD …
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I asked AI to reimagine all 32 @NFL mascots and that may have been a serious mistake. 🫣 Photo 🧵
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ACC Commish@ACC_RBCDL31 Oct 2022
Congrats once again to @RetroCoachTazz and the UNC Tar Heels on winning your 2nd ACC Title, and first one in 40 seasons! The loooong wait is over. Party in Chapel Hill tonight!
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ACC Commish@ACC_RBCDL31 Oct 2022
S65 ACC Championship One would think that a #1 vs #2 matchup would be tight. This one was not. UNC had their way from the start, winning by 33 points! UNC are your S65 ACC Champions!
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protect this woman at all costs!!
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Noqb ("Knob" as @rotten_sports said) update through 3 games, maybe a small 🧵. FYI, I'm playing 1minX. Immediately felt like I was w/o a 'security blanket' = ⭐️QB. Seems like the same arm strength & accuracy for 4Q. It's going to take a lot of practice to get used to. 1/..
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Noqb update: Surprised that I could make more throws than I thought within 7-10 yards. Really worried each throw will be too high, bobbled, and become an INT. By the 3rd Q of game 2, I felt the accuracy of the Noqb to know how to hit the 'throw window(s)' better. 3/...
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Noqb update: 2pt conversions are hit-and-miss. I get one,I miss the next one. It's back and forth. With more practice, I expect to get better here. 3rd game, 4Q, 25 secs left, at my 20, 2 TOs. Made it to their 30 for a FG. With a ⭐️QB, could be better? Maybe, maybe not 4/End.
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27-24 L to Danger 48-40 L to Eagles 32-29 W over Generals 28-27 L to Steel 1-3. Tough start.
Retro Football of North America (@RFNorthAmerica) profile pictureRetro Football of North America@RFNorthAmerica12 Oct 2022
RFNA PRO SEASON 30: Segment 1 results. The Storm jumps out to a early lead and takes the top spot in GIC remaining undefeated. While Moo also stays undefeated and takes the top spot in RZC but with two other undefeated teams in Eagles and Danger things could change fast! ⛈️🐮
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I've got a practice save in Retro Bowl at the moment, so I'm exploring the 'NQEU', the No-QB on Extreme Universe. This should be interesting.
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We got a series win!!
RBDII.IIICL Commissioner (@RBDII_IIICL) profile pictureRBDII.IIICL Commissioner@RBDII_IIICL7 Oct 2022
St. Olaf wins a close Game 1, Nebraska Kearney fights to win Game 2 in OT, and then finishes the series win with a thrilling 1 pt victory in Game 3!
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Damnit my Segment 3 sucks. I'm toast. And shitty playoffs too. So much for trying to make the CFP this season. I doubt I'm even in NY6 consideration when it's all announced. Damnit.
That close.
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I'll take it, wow. I did not think I'd be #1. But I'll find a way to mess this up in segment 2 or 3. I'll keep aiming higher, and see where we land for the post-season. Go Tar Heels!
RBCDL Commish (@RBCDL_Commish) profile pictureRBCDL Commish@RBCDL_Commish4 Oct 2022
Segment #1 of Season 64 is complete! @RetroCoachTazz jumps out to an early lead, with @retro_psu and @RBCoachReaper right on his heels. The rest of the top 8 are within 40 points of #1, so this WILL get interesting. Where do you stand? Find out now! docs.google.com/spreadsheets…
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Bring your save, and your skills to the @ACC_RBCDL! Boston College, Duke (SUCKS), and Louisville are right there for you. We serve that Carolina BBQ just right, with generous sides of 'ass whoopin' and 'all the smoke'. Right @RetroWolfpack? Come get some!
RBCDL Transfer Portal (@RBCDL_Carousel) profile pictureRBCDL Transfer Portal@RBCDL_Carousel30 Sep 2022
Season 64 @RBCDL_Commish is here!!! Round 1 @RBCDL_Carousel starts now and will end at 8pm EST tonight. Good luck and happy bidding everyone 🏈
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A great 1st season in the ACC, with my First Rose Bowl appearance, and a W!
RBCDL Post Season (@RBCDLPostSeason) profile pictureRBCDL Post Season@RBCDLPostSeason29 Sep 2022
In the Rose Bowl, 1st year Carolina coach @RetroCoachTazz wins both the regular season ACC title and the Rose Bowl.
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Let’s go!!!
ACC Commish (@ACC_RBCDL) profile pictureACC Commish@ACC_RBCDL28 Sep 2022
It's time for the Season 63 ACC Tournament! Will top seeds conquer? Will lower seeds upset perennial favorites? It all starts now.
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We’ve also got Pitt @RBCDL_COACH in the Myrtle Beach Bowl and [name redacted] (that team from Raleigh) @RetroWolfpack in Dee Dorso’s bowl. LETS GET’EM!!!!
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ACC Commish (@ACC_RBCDL) profile pictureACC Commish@ACC_RBCDL28 Sep 2022
So proud of this conference sending 7 ACC teams to @RBCDLPostSeason Bowl Games, including @RetroCoachTazz as UNC in the Rose Bowl! Good luck to all, and let's show 'em why we are THE Conference!
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