@RettyShettle

Founder & CEO of RSM | UMD Alumcel | Guillermo del Pino superfan

Joined March 2017
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hey @KevinWillard i hear you're going to have some extra games in your schedule next year. I think Maryland would be a great way to boost your precious NET ratings. Schedule us.
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🚨 Attention 🚨 MBC will be hosting an exclusive Spaces TONIGHT at 6:30. Tune in to discuss HC Mike Locksley's departure and future directions for the Maryland football program. RS
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Sources tell me Locksley is stable. Please God.
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HE'S GOOOONE!!!! @TorreySmithWR
Pete Thamel
@PeteThamelOct 21
Sources: Maryland coach Mike Locksley has been dismissed. Maryland dropped to 2-5 on Saturday after a last-second loss to Rutgers. Locksley is 39-54 overall at Maryland, including his interim stint in 2015. Maryland is on a bye this week.
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Jim Smith after inheriting the worst football team in power conference history.
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pissing with my left hand to make it feel like someone else is holding my dick
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Mark Andrews, we're good. Josh Cuevas is here.
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I’m watching NFL on fox and are they seriously running a puff piece on Josh Allen winning his first overtime game after a DECADE in the league?
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whoa i never saw that look in your eyes and i never had you hold me that tight
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texted two (2) of my friends to link up for homecoming and they both never responded. drinking tonight ig
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the groom at this wedding got so bombed that he fell into the wall and pissed himself so I legitimately just up and Irish goodbye’d the whole thing. Verified true Retty Shettle experience ✅
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Published in the Journal of No Shit science
beyza dogan ironisi
@beyzipsgOct 11
Erkeklerin, beğendikleri kadının yanında bilişsel performansları düşüyor.
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if maryland beats ohio st i will commit to osu #fuckabuck
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sydney sweeney is perhaps the only woman with an unreasonably large rack who isn't jewish and now she's going to convert. something is going on here
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absolute rocket at church today the beauty was so intense i felt immediate regret and dismay
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anyone want to hang out some time
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not sure how many more culture-defining court cases i can endure
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people my age spending their Saturdays “with friends” or “going on a date” or “talking to friends” and I get to sit in the rain alone watching the terps get molested on the football field in an empty stadium.
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join the movement. #NotJerkingOffUntilMarylandFiresLocksley xitter.cf/RettyShettle/status/21…
Freg Guhhels@FregGuhhelsSep 26
Not jerking off until Mike Locksley is fired from his position as Maryland football’s head coach. Jim smith, if this kills me, I want you held liable.
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#HandsOffMarylandFootball
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