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Though his minions failed to slay the Hero, Ganon's faithful still acquired enough blood in order to fulfill the ritual. Now, only a matter of time... (Parody)

Death Mountain and Elsewhere
Joined April 2013
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Ganon snorted in amusement. "A season for change, I see?"
⠀ It's been a long time. . . Bowser was scrubbing his hair out (and using some magic due to his impatience) to change from the classic, stylish, AWESOME pink hair. . . And back to his original, hard-to- beat red style. He told himself ⇲ ⠀
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"...Hm. So, there's 'Bowser Day', the anniversary of your first encounter with your nemesis, and now, this.......?" Ganon chuckled.
There's a difference between Bowser Day (WHICH SHOULD BE EVERY DAY, MIND YOU) and my birthday! CAN YOU GUESS WHICH DAY IS TODAY!?
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"Indeed....hmhmhmhm..." He bought Pink close, wrapping him under his blood-red cape as they embraced.
"Heheh," Bowser gives a toothy grin. "Very true! And I'm happy to be yours!"
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"Again, as you wish. I will still call you my Vai, though. Because you are indeed...Mine."
"Probably just red. After all, it's not permanent! And I can always switch back! ... Though that means you guys can't call me "Pink" anymore, and I'm fine with that!"
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"...hm. Or perhaps you were stunned by when you were told before?" Ganon's smile widened. "You're not known for always remembering things clearly, dear Bowser."
"I.... Why'd Roy not tell me this!? I'd kick his butt if he wasn't already done in! Well this Dark Me looks like 'n' everythin' so if he touches my brats then it's a one way ticket for him to the Underwhere! Morton's gonna get it f'not tellin' me too!"
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"...a very apt answer, little one."
"I got two bros that use blue for their whole motif! It's gotta be!"
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A hand gently ran through Bowser's pink mane. "I may miss this. But I will look forward to whatever is next."
Bowser shrugs, relaxing from his attempt to be scary. "I guess you're right! Plus, changing things up helps keep my evilness fresh!"
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A more...devilish grin came to the were-boar's jowls. "...well, that's at least what happened to the Roy and his Oscuro, in the realm of the Morton you've taken a shine to. Granted, he stopped being your clone, first, at least. And Roy was older."
"What?... Why would...?" Why would be say that like that?... He thought about it then growled. "...If you know somethin' you better spill it, right now!"
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"Especially blue...yes...?"
"Pink's a good hair color! Yellow and blue too!"
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"...So he has yet to sweep any of your sons off their feet, then? Hmhmhmhm..."
"As I said, I already found out the hard way... I can at least say these freak super powers ain't from my world though. The worst concern I have is Dark Me is back I guess. He keeps turnin' up at my castle but avoids me. Hasn't hurt anyone though. He just wants food."
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Ganon still chuckled. "If you wish. Even I changed my 'look' every few eons."
"HEY! I am NOT young and immature! I'm an old and mature Koopa!" Ganon could see Bowser's eye twitch at the scratch. "Besides, I was serious about changing my hair back! Been on the mind lately..."
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"The child at least has the excuse of actually being young and immature." Ganon chuckled lowly, as a blue digit scratched lightly under the pink-haired King's chin. "...what's your excuse, hm?"
"And I'm STILL scary! My son is scary, too! And he'll be just as scary as his old man someday!" Bowser puffs smoke from his nostrils, brows furrowed, trying to look intimidating...
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He tsk'd lightly. "The longer you stay on this stage, with the tapestry of time and space sprawling out every which way? The more you will find there are no shortage of threats to you and your kin. Even your various fights with your nemesis will seem like child's play..."
Replying to @StompinPlumbers
I'm just lettin' him cool down from the fight we had. If ya call me gettin' thrown around Gnarly's throne room a fight."
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"...you go to a variety of sporting events with your nemesis. You even take your spawn in tow."
Replying to @Lord_Bowser
"'But it's stylish!' YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, I AM STYLISH BUT IT ISN'T INTIMIDATING!"
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"But speaking of my Vai...whither wander you, Pink One...?" @Lord_Bowser
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"If he's anything like the ancestor that remains a perpetual thorn in the boy's side? He may have Power worthy of notice, but his bluster about eliminating his own descendants and destroying everything is so very banal."
Replying to @StompinPlumbers
That one broke a few bones. Come t’mention it. Don’t that make him sorta like your father in law? Bweh hehehe. Good luck with that inlaw meet up.”
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Ganon chuckled. "A shame. If you had better control of your magical might, any of those who made an attempt on you would eventually lose everything they are, including their very souls, to you." To illustrate, his Trident turned into a facsimile of Yuga's paintbrush.
"Don't think that applies t'me. I just wanted 'em gone. My body is mine 'n' mine alone and it's gonna stay that way. No sharin'! No changin' it and addin' freakish breasts! I'm awesome 'n' perfectly great as I am. I'm sure you agree~."
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"Bowser, it can happen. The fool who thought he could command MY Power ended up only adding his to my own..."
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"Hm. Such foolishness..."
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"It should be the desire of every 'father' to have their offspring surpass them. "Something I have accomplished multiple times over." He takes a sip from his golden chalice made of skulls with a smile. "Rest easy from where you are, Demise."
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