Score!

Fix your shit @SleeperNFL @SleeperHQ. No I’m not updating to iOS 18

This is a blatant lie. For starters I lost 5&4. Secondly, I won the press.

Dak Prescott. Objectively bad football player.

I miss when the compass was a huge part of the car driving experience. Like, yes, please tell me which cardinal direction I am heading.

Lot of thunder and lightning where I am right now. Scary is an understatement.

Might not watch football tonite and instead watch inglorious basterds

Idc what anyone says Maserati mc20 great looking car

Major neck issues. Might not move for the next 30 hours. 👍

Could go for dollar pizza right now

Got a paper cut today for the first time in god knows how long. Didn’t think it was something adults could get. Ow it hurts

What a joke

Mmm yes

Back to thinking about the time an internet stranger (grown man) tried to use me for an invite to my club (twenty something year old) and then promptly unfollowed me when I said no. People are strange.

I can’t figure out this fucking dishwasher bro

Rolls Royce phantom is great car.

Lots of stomach issues lately.

What time am I clear to break my fast without being called a bad Jew?

Everyone is so excited for the presidents cup meanwhile I’m over here excited for whatever’s to come.

What ever happened to anything Richardson former quarterback for the Indiana colts