Beefer Sutherland (@RexMasterson1) profile picture

mythic figure of bovine lore, roaming the pastoral realms as a renegade philosopher, herding existential dilemmas with the finesse of a cinematic cowboy

Joined October 2022
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Great site. I love it
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Wow these all sound like things that could have been addressed in the last two years 🤷🏻‍♂️
If Democrats ever get the House, Senate and White House again, they'll make DC and Puerto Rico states and legalize everyone here illegally. Then they never lose another election. That's their whole plan. Vote like your life depends on it
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Testicles are just dick titties
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This is a hell of a way to find out I'm following so many homos 🙅🏻‍♂️
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Beefer Sutherland retweeted
Replying to @Flection20
My retirement is tied up in acorn futures, eucalyptus prices are through the roof, and some venture-backed startup just raised $400 million to develop an AI that can glide between trees and shit in your pocket. I’ve got 3 kids and a mortgage on a hollow log This is unsustainable.
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The reason AI borrowing is out of control is because the people facilitating it know that so much of it is being spent on lobbyists that government bailouts are basically guaranteed. There is no limit to fiscal irresponsibility because blue collar workers are footing the bill
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Have never had more than a couple hundred likes on a post before. I absolutely hate this. I should probably delete my account now.
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Public service announcement. Please for the love of God people beware of chocking.
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By 3:00 p.m. almost the whole pool is in the shade.... It's only 92 degrees so I got a little chilly and had to get out 🤷🏻‍♂️
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White dude drags him out of the street as soon as he's out so he doesn't get run over and hurt. Black guy would have stomped on white guys head seven more times.
A black dude harasses the wrong white boy and finds out.
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There's this show called family Guy you probably never heard of it but it's hilarious
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You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. A trash panda ...... I knew it!!
You've just died, the 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. Naturally the damn pumpkin beer is part of it 😂
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Beefer Sutherland retweeted
Replying to @TheCriticalDri2
Look at all the future doctors and physicists go!
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Dating apps are surely a sign of the impending apocalypse. Just a never-ending stream of sociopathic single moms with septum piercings each with a profile that basically comes down to "I want a real man" who thinks talks and acts like a woman and "if you lean right swipe left"
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Reddit: mentally ill women gaslighting mentally ill women into believing they're not mentally ill. "Yasss Queen!"
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I find it imperative to let every single person I interact with know I'm a retard as quickly as possible.
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Beefer Sutherland retweeted
*Skips Face Day
the funniest part about shane’s joke is it was not even a joke- it was just an observation. something we have all be observing for years. and the a overcorrection to this observation has been 100x funnier than SNL has been for decades
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Beefer Sutherland retweeted
Castle Doctrine
🚨BREAKING: The tiger who attacked a man who entered his enclosure at Yorkshire Wildlife Park is alive and will not be euthanised as a result of the incident
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