Andris Biedrins apologist, Beast Mode product model, volunteer QA @ Top Dog. Cal fan for long enough that nothing can hurt me and I no longer fear death
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Joined January 2015
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One thing I have learned in years of Cal Football fandom is you can never rule out the funniest possible outcome. And yes, that would be beating SMU again
Ate a top dog for lunch and I can feel it clearing the fake chemicals/microplastics/additives out of my bloodstream. Next time I’ll get a bratwurst so I can see 4G/LTE signals
We asked the Big 12 if they wanted to stand with the ACC in solidarity against the oppression of the Big Ten & SEC and they said they thought about it & they’re just gonna die
It’s overwhelmingly clear that the goal of the Big Ten & SEC is to condense college football so all that’s left is the Big Ten & SEC. Everyone on the outside is too busy fighting to the death for the 1-2 slots left instead of working together to stop this from happening. Tough
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They’re going to use this to lock the ACC and Big 12 out of major nonconference games, and then use “weak nonconference” as justification to put 18 Big Ten and SEC teams into the 24-team playoff.
Fox's Joel Klatt told @dfwticket today that an SEC-B1G scheduling agreement will be announced "almost immediately" once the CFP expands to 24.
footballscoop.com/2026/10/21…
we ran the numbers and there is now a 160% chance that Cal ends the season playing Clay Helton’s Georgia Southern team in Puerto Rico
A new postseason destination awaits 🌴
The Transperfect San Juan Bowl is officially joining the ACC bowl lineup!
🔗 theacc.co/SanJuanBowl
Cal Basketball defeated the Detroit Pistons 156-39 in a secret scrimmage. No one else will acknowledge it happened because it’s so embarrassing for the NBA
we’ll be fine in the second half if we can just knuckle down on defense, generate some momentum, get some push from the line, fix the defensive coverage, limit big plays, find an answer at QB, catch the ball, stop the run, lift the ancient curse, find Larry Scott & arrest (1/26)
When East Coast teams complain about playing Cal in ACC road games it’s like… I get it. This wasn’t my first choice either. But are you that scared to stay up past your bedtime?
YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING really is that good. I will be thinking about this movie forever. I wish they’d scrolled down to the replies when they showed a few of the Tweets, though
One nightmare parenting scenario I wasn’t ready for is when your kid gets both parents sick, then gets better before either of you. The government should give you $5,000 any time this happens
