32 | 5’2 | 30H⚡️| Mother of Gods |✨🥀

New York, USA
Joined March 2023
Enjoy a small glimpse of these vintage cuffs I came across the other day! I had to crop my friend out of the photo but I couldn’t just NOT share it…
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Rhea Static | EXXXOTICA NJ 23-25 retweeted
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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Every time I need to say no to a man after I’ve already set boundaries a faerie dies.
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Trying on latex after a wonderful lunch with this sweet soul!
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That awkward moment when you just flipped somebody off for staring at you and then you accidentally pull panties out of your pocket….
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This is very important information, I have had my fair share of doxxers & stalkers. Thankfully everyone I care about knows what I do so I don’t need to be worried about that anymore but it can still be frightening. Take care of yourselves & protect your peace!
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Ohhh the cackles coming from my couch while listening to this! As an aspiring author I can now say I will be too busy to write because I need to read all of his books! And learn more about time travel theoretics so the sci-fi nerds don’t pick my book apart & tell me I’m wrong..
This is for all the writers ( and want to be writers) in this beautiful community 💖✍🏼👩‍💻👨🏻‍💻📝. This gave me some serious guffaws and I hope it does for you as well 👍🏼💙. Happy writing ✍🏼🙏🏼. @LouDPhillips @DzintraSullivan @ChrisBohjalian @therealSIR3 @hwinkler4real @AuthorFleur @donnacox1021 @drdoomed01 @jameshealyjr
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Rhea Static | EXXXOTICA NJ 23-25 retweeted
If (you have a well-paying day job and) the only reason you want to make porn/do sex work is to have an "in" to fuck porn stars/sex workers you find attractive, you're not a sex worker, you're a predator. I said what I said.
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Does anyone know if I can bring a bottle of lube into @EXXXOTICA ??? I had an experience where I needed to take my sleeves off in the bathroom once & couldn’t get them back on 😂 luckily it was a hotel takeover so I just had a friend bring me a robe. I want to avoid that hahaha
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Finally booked my hotel & tickets for @EXXXOTICA NJ! If you plan to attend, feel free to send me a DM & we can try to meet up! Enjoy these throw back photos from my first attendance! Photo credit: @filmjpegs
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According to this… dominant women love Jesus. I can’t lie, even though I’m not religious, I think we would’ve gotten along.
Replying to @Aella_Girl
It's based on the hardweight dataset, an aggressively weighted version of the dataset to match a ton of population benchmarks, with particular emphasis on stuff that's correlated with kink to help correct selection bias thefetishmap.com/map/
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Totally forgot I even had YouPay… thank you to the boy who asked me if he could use it! I had $500 in my account I completely forgot about! Feel free to send me something for being kind… or being a bitch. Whichever you prefer! youpay.me/RheaStatic
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Found these on the side of the road but rain got to them first! I managed to get them all safely out of their cases. This is everything that had a case with an honorable mention to tales from the crypt. I am going to TP their house! Accepting donations for silica gel & 1ply.
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People always think that anyone can make a ton of money on OF/LF but the reality is that I only have 2 subscribers & I’m in the top 21% of creators. I will finally be uploading new content soon, until then let’s chat! 😈 loyalfans.com/rheastatic
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Con flu got me… please have patience while I rest & I will get back to all my new friends as soon as I feel better! 🤍✨ Stay healthy, stay safe & remember to give yourself grace to rest when you need it!
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Doing trial runs of cosplays is soooo important because I can’t tell if this is a “trust the process” moment or a “I fucked up” moment…
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Come complain about fed ex drivers or whatever is bothering you today while I drink a dirty martini & eat whatever the hell I just spent $100 on at Whole Foods! Twitch.tv/RheaStatic
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