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ErBear

@Rica_Bee

Inspirational cheese account. she/her

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Joined November 2010
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me before coffee: ugh why is everyone shouting me after coffee: okay yes I do see the fire now
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Big sister-ing.
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DON DRAPER: "We quiero many things. Family, safety, love. But this guy--" (Taps drawing of chihuahua) "There's only one thing he quieros."
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BACTERIA 1: [runs toward pizza that has just been dropped on the floor] BACTERIA 2: [football tackles him to the ground] YOU HAVE TO WAIT FIVE SECONDS SEBASTIAN
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When you fall asleep mid-gnaw
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Being in your 30s means technically you're a millennial but you also remember when paying with a credit card meant the cashier sighing heavily and pulling out the SHUNCK SHUNCK machine
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Behold the Reese's peanut butter deep dish cookie pie I found in the staff lounge that is now my breakfast this morning
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I may die
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Happy Halloween from the children's book character you've definitely forgotten about
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Yes I cut my hair off I'm sorry
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Has anyone seen my wife I can't find her anywhere
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I fully expect to regret this terribly in about 25 minutes but I'm riding the wave for now
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Look at what my wife found AND ACCIDENTALLY PICKED UP WITH HER BARE FINGERS in our washer 😭😭
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This is turning into a spider horror account
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Asking for parenting advice on Twitter when you have 1.5 million followers is probably the single bravest thing I've seen on here
rob delaney (@robdelaney) profile picturerob delaney
@robdelaney30 Sep 2021
Anyone recommend a book about how to be a good (or at least not bad) parent to multiple kids? w/ 3 young boys I often feel like a very stupid referee/bounty hunter. My “instinct” is to yell but that doesn’t work. Basically my kids are good people and I’m a helpless idiot?
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How much of your hotness would you trade for happiness, percentage wise? Like, would you be 25% less hot if it made you 25% more happy
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Obviously if you're super hot or already super happy this impacts the equation
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Me: So Christ’s body is the bread? Priest: yes Me: and he rose from the grave Priest: yes... Me: because of the yeast? Priest: no Me: okay, none of this makes sense
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I've reached peak fame
M Prabhakara Rao (@prabhakar_m) profile pictureM Prabhakara Rao@prabhakar_m17 Sep 2021
Replying to @Rica_Bee
Your tweet is featured in a recent issue of Reader's Digest India Edition
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