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everytime I see neymar, he's either injured or with a new baby.

left my chinese wife of 4 years and 2 kids out of respect for mbappe

ordered an mbappe shirt on temu and typed my address just to see 3 black SUVs pull up to the crib

maybe cus im not fuckin gay mate

tried mbappe hate gimmick to pull chinese shyt and she made me wear a harry kane shirt in public

was about to accept her dm request but remembered she's a atleti fan❌

ain't no way this is a real pic I'm crying😭

this football ting is dark, I'm out.

vini at home realizing he's no longer the only one in the locker room who lost the ballondor

“yeah I watch football” “yeah I care about the ballondor”

been hearing "vinicius bala de playa" chants from rival fans for years now theyll add "mbappe bala de playa" as well..

just realized no one's gonna give a shit about kane's ballondor in 2 weeks time

got asked to name 5 harry kane big game performances

please shut the fuck up.

2024 Rodri wasn't City's best player or Spain's best player won the Ballon D'Or when Vini was the clear winner. 2026 Kane wasn't Bayern's best player (Olise) or England's best player (Bellingham) won the Ballon D'Or for tapins in "Bundesliga" The Ballon D'Or award is finished.

deadass seeing “madridistas” with kanes dick all down their throat like he's our own player. shameful

if mbappe's career were a movie it would be the most depressing movie ever, the guy finishes 2nd all the damn time, plays like the best ever and still comes short in the end.

“2027 it's yours kyky🤍” “get your revenge next year kylian” “next year is our year⏳” he ain't sniffing that ballondor, this was his best and last chance, go to sleep.

After what happened to Vini Jr in 2024 I was hurt and thought tonight was gonna be better but it's clear the Ballon D'Or will never come to Madrid again. I really just hope this doesn't kill off Mbappe's confidence like it did to Vini. GGs

I told you, it was visible, Kane knew he was winning, Mbappe was way too laid back and relax to be the winner. Goodnight.

THEY ROBBED MBAPPE OFF GHE BALLON DOR. THEY ROBBED MBAPPE.