Soon... 🐺𖤐

The worst part about being hacked is that my google drive with all my 2.0 artwork, emotes, references and ideas has been stolen... Hey hacker, if you're seeing this, can you give me back my 2.0 model art please!!

“You’re such a good boy” as I keep on trying to naw off the restraints of the straight jacket she put me in.

Moving out on Wednesday. The place I’m in has been such a terrible environment, so I’m extremely happy to finally be moving somewhere safer and with my friends. Wish me luck on the move across the country!!

I feel so horrible… I was buying a new cat carrier since I have to take Meowy to the vet AGAIN and the last one broke. I didn’t check my bank so at the register I was scared my card was going to decline. When it approved, i was so happy and said “huge!” The man at the register, in the saddest tone i’ve ever heard said “huh… me???” I frantically said “NO! No! I’m sorry, I was scared my card was going to decline!” He laughed it off but I hope he believes me. I did NOT mean to accidentally call this poor man huge

Me crushing on a girl, liking every tweet she posts, because I’m too nervous to message her first

I hate playing hard to get, if I’m interested in you, I’m sending paragraph responses to you saying “what’s up”

I know I’ll meet the love of my life on Twitter, I just need to keep posting until they reply

I went to a con and the worker at badge pickup was a vtuber fan, so when I gave him my ID, he saw my full name and went “OH, LIKE RICKY?” and I paused and said “no, I’m not him…” He said, “Oh sorry. Anyway what name do you want on your pass?” And I felt like the biggest asshole saying Ricky…

Carrying my wife and child

That time i fumbled the one and only girl who asked for my phone number

I remember being young playing spin the bottle for the first time in the mall parking lot, and I purposely sat next to this guy who I had a crush on, praying it would somehow increase the chances of me kissing him. The excitement I felt when i spun it, and it landed right on him was unreal, but of course I was like “awe man, ewww I can’t believe I have to kiss you!?” But I kissed my first boy and it was awesome

Tired of nonchalant people, I need somebody who’ll scream I love you while beating the shit outta me

Life has been KICKING my ass for these past 2 weeks… Sick three time, another $490 vet bill for my cat, sleeping 12 hours a day everyday, computer broke, date stood me up. We need a break and a win 😭

Do our love languages match each others?? 😉❤️‍🔥

I just had a dream I had a wife who kissed me good morning and I looked over to see 2 kids playing on my computer who said “good morning daddy,” but when I looked back at my wife, I blinked and she literally flashed out of existence alongside my kids… How’s your morning?

Quite nervous since I’m going to be rebranding for my 2.0. New model, new lore, new tags, everything… I hope you guys will like the new me when he’s here 🫪

My next girlfriend needs to be a dog person because I’m tired of these girls leaving me when I start barking.

My sick and perverted fantasy is to have that cute person text me back instantly and not wait for days