Right-Wing Jesus

When you guys are sending thoughts and prayers you're also doing the hand motions, right? Because the magic won't work without hand stuff...

How does anyone manage to look more unnatural in a cowboy hat than Ted Cruz?

The first day of the impeachment inquiry has already convinced me to NEVER vote for Hunter Biden! #MissionAccomplished

Unfair! It would be like punishing Hitler for Auschwitz even though he wasn't there!

Can't believe people say Ted is being insincere here! He says he visited the Shiner Brewery and even though that doesn't exist and Shiner is made at the Spoetzl Brewery, they probably just didn't mention that on his tour...

My favorite piece of the 'Joe the Plumber' story is the part where he was never actually a plumber... cnn.com/2023/08/28/politics/…

Trump's many court dates are going to take a lot of his time. Lucky for him he's unemployed.

You liberal suckers are being conned! Wake up, sheeple, and join me in giving all your money to the guy who takes private jets to his arrests!

Say what you will about Trump's mugshot but his makeup was on point!

It's simple, guys. Trump has 4 arrests and over 90 charges which means he's innocent. Hillary has zero arrests and zero charges which means she's guilty.

Putin blowing up Prigozhin's plane is a warning to never question or attack your own fascist leader. A good lesson for Pence, DeSantis, and Chris Christie...

Sorry, ladies, if you've soiled your virgin bodies with the COVID jab, you missed your chance to breed with this guy.

I told her not to try that in a small town... nypost.com/2023/08/16/abigai…

Try that in a small town! Wait... ca.news.yahoo.com/98-old-kan…

These crazy liberals!!! telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…

Dems are afraid of running on Biden's horrible economic record like historically low unemployment rates...

I assume when Trump reveals his election fraud report he'll win the million dollars... theguardian.com/us-news/2020…

Libs are obsessed with Trump and can't stop thinking about him! They get so mad when I wear my MAGA hat, Trump shirt and Trump underwear, with my matching Trump watch in my Trump truck covered with Trump flags and Trump bumperstickers... #TDS

By not appointing a special prosecutor, Merrick Garland proves he's part of the conspiracy! Also, by appointing a special prosecutor, Merrick Garland proves he's part of the conspiracy!

I agree! The media is completely obssessed with the guy Hannity has on his show every night. foxnews.com/video/6332393514…