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frankyf

@RiskyStandard

I'm Francis 🏜 agender guy. Big, soft and nebulously queer. Possibly an insect of some kind

Joined April 2017
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MY CUSTOM LICENSE PLATES FINALLY CAME
photo of me holding a license plate (bright colors, lots of blue and orange and red) that says “HATER” in white text

ALT photo of me holding a license plate (bright colors, lots of blue and orange and red) that says “HATER” in white text

the hater plates now on my car, plus my license plate frame from Sugarbones that’s pink and says in white text with hearts “OUT FOR REVENGE”

ALT the hater plates now on my car, plus my license plate frame from Sugarbones that’s pink and says in white text with hearts “OUT FOR REVENGE”

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mf put siete on here but not valentina
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@bohannibal19 Jul 2023
What is your favorite hot sauce?
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tbh I'm a Cholula guy but it's kinda expensive so we mostly have a massive bottle of Valentina and that's it
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new nancy TODAY!!! join us at 4pm PT / 6pm CT for the start of Nancy Drew: The Silent Spy! twitch.tv/rudedetectives

rudedetectives - Twitch

We're gay and we stream Nancy Drew games. Westley: he/they (@HorseArchivist), Leo: they/them (@celloandbehold) — rudedetectives streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and...

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sadly this is how all pictures look from a whale's point of view
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Coworker 1: hey what do you guys think about this whole AI thing, pretty crazy right? Coworker 2, excitedly: I just bought a toothbrush that's AI!!!!
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I've been playing Coral Island and really enjoying it but now I've tried to play through the same day FOUR TIMES and it keeps crashing 😭 not even like early in the day either. One time I made it all the way through to bedtime and it was trying to save when it crashed
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There are definitely times where it's really apparent that it's in early access, but this is the first time I've hit a serious problem? I just want to mine some dang copper!!
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jamie@foodjars8 Jul 2023
life is all about eating a fantastic meal with friends. that’s it. that’s the meaning of life if u were wondering!
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mi@exmachinaes30 Jun 2023
him: you better not be humbly enjoying the small wonders of life me:
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I've started playing Coral Island and I love that I can make my character chunkier, he's a beefy boy with a big belly, but.... his ass is still so flat.... just like real life 😩
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help a manager brought costco pizza to work for everyone and I grabbed 2 slices but then realized the pizza to people ratio was not big enough to justify taking that much right off the bat
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in my defense if youre bringing pizza you GOTTA get enough for everyone to get at least 2 slices!! i dont care how big the slices are!!
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Ma'am. Ma'am do you have any idea what you're doing to us. Ma'am,
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got to join a union picket and stomp around shouting in the hot sun for a while
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everybody masc til the customer service voice kicks in
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Listened in on a DEI-focused "modernization update" meeting at work and of course some fucko immediately raised her hand to be like "what if we DEI too hard and hurt the white cishets 😢"
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She had some awful metaphor about a teeter-totter, and kept saying "we need to make things fair for Everyone... and that means EVERYONE!!! Not just swinging things in the other direction!!" and, my favorite, "I HOPE that doesn't OFFEND anyone!!!!"
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The Minneapolis Journal, Minnesota, July 15, 1906
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