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Things make me nervous.

Minneapolis
Joined July 2009
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See you at Show X tonight? 8pm live at HUGE for those with a mask and proof of vax. Only $10. Cheaper than lobster. 🦞
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A reminder that the people who breached security today at the Capitol find what @Kaepernick7 did to be offensive.
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Systemic racism is these people who are LITERALLY storming the capitol to overthrow the will of democracy being called protestors, but a group of people calling for an end to police brutality are called rioters.
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Maybe congress should have invited school children to teach them what to do in the case of an active shooter.
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Who ARE these jokers? Find out 10/12 when @ErikStolhanske gives us a sneak preview of his latest MN-made comedy! mnfilmtv.org/news/ teapaw.org/ErikStolhanske/status/…
. @mnfilmtv is showing Beerfest at @summitbeer Thurs. AND be the first to see @ErikStolhanske's project created w/Minnesota actors & crew
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We need to change the name of the E.P.A. to "Save God's earth" or "Clean water for kids!" One earth, guys. There's no backup earth.
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An important lesson for dealing with Sean Spicer and #AlternativeFacts.
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This latest Trump scandal reminds me of the time I thought my mic was off and said “I kinda like pears.”
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Experience the majesty of the natural world in stunning 3D. Attenborough:The Improvised Wildlife Documentary 10:30PM #MNimprov #improv #MPLS – at Minneapolis, MN
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So much gratitude and love for the @OkeeDokeeBros !!! Thanks for joining us, what a treat!
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Imagine the effort it took this dolphin to propose, then the woman he loves does this in front of him? Just awful.
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The best scenic #improv in #Minneapolis happens every Monday night @ShowXImprov! What is scenic improv, you ask? Find out at 8:00. #MNimprov
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The top notch. The crème de la crème. The #improv show at the end of the world. @ShowXImprov Mondays 8PM #MNimprov
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NINE YEARS OF TRIVIA MAFIA. Let's raise a glass at @331club at 8. Hip-Hop Charades with @who_is_felix @glopesci & @ritemaria
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Join us February 1st for our continuing Celebrity Armando Night featuring @ErikStolhanske! Meow. #mnimprov #mpls
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Saturday night! Visit HORSETOWN with us at @hugetheater! Featuring VERY special guest @RiteMaria! #mnimprov
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Über excited to announce our April 6 Celebrity Armando, @BarbAbney of @Go963MN! Tickets at bit.ly/1MtEISC
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There's a show tonight. It's not going to melt, so don't you worry about that. 9:30. @hugetheater
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Show tomorrow. It says so on the internet.
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New this week: 50 Shades & Empanadas. What will they put in @themessimprov next? Find out tonight at 9:30. #MNimprov
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