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22-2-22 this is the last palindrome we will experience in our lives. May this day bring unexpected joy and miracles to everyone, may God bring you blessings in twos! ✨✨✨
If the police try to arrest me and I said “don’t come near me I have covid” would they have to just leave me alone?
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I would do anything to be one of those ppl who can eat everything & never gain weight
I miss the days when I would come home, not even take my uniform off, hop on call of duty and get called every slur on gods green earth by a 30 year old man. Those were the golden years and we didn’t even know it
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the way one person dies in all of these references they’re literally just fueling the doomed lovers allegations i’m scared
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Replying to @Pyepernxt2U
Financially it is...
Emotionally it's not 😂
You're telling me I have to go get "ingredients" and "cook" when I'm already hungry?
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my girlfriend is so hot i want to scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get you a girl who isn’t fazed when you come home with a Christmas tree from the “wonkey” section because you feel bad for them trees that don’t get a home
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Me trying to get @NICKIMINAJ to have a photoshoot with me as her teddy bear: teapaw.org/RXBERTPRINT/status/145…
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This is Teddy. He’s found several clues that indicate there’s a good boy around here somewhere. Maybe you’ve seen him. 14/10




















