
Writer/Podcaster | Child Dad | Born: STL | #MIZ | Podcast: Softcore History (linked)
Austin, TX
Joined October 2011
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Somehow this cartoon I made literally just for shits and gigs for my Twitter was named a finalist for Best Comedy Micro Film and Best Texas Film at the #AustinAfterDarkFilmFestival. Screens tonight. On an actual movie screen. Pretty excited.
Made a new cartoon about guns and Coronavirus and socialism and Chef Boyardee pls watch.
Steve's New Gun (for killing his neighbors if this Coronavirus stuff goes really south)
Steve's New Gun
An average guy buys a big gun just in case this pandemic really is the apocalypse. His wife is not thrilled about it.
Probably should’ve waited until the highs dropped out of the 90s before we put out our Jack-O-Lanterns.
The Brewers have arguably the best uniform set in the MLB. Home. Road. Alts. All of it. Well deserved. (Those Rays throwbacks should be flying off the shelves too.)
The Brewers have sold more merchandise this postseason than any team in history, per @BNightengale.
A school that had employed someone as useless as Kirk Ferentz since the Harding administration shouldn’t be throwing a single stone about other coaches from inside their glass palace.
Replying to @RepresentMizzou
They were horrible today and deserve to be out of the playoff conversation.
Not sure what that has to do with Eli Drinkwitz being a massive fucking loser though
Cheering for the Brewers but it's a travesty that the ***Milwaukee Brewers*** don't still play in Miller Park. I refuse to call it USA Bank Family Trust Park or whatever it is now. It's Miller Park.
(The Astros still play at Enron Field, also.)
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Threw it back to the TFM days on this week's Softore History Patreon Episode.
We go through some of the best fraternity and sorority house haunting stories across the country, including maybe the funniest fraternity philanthropy story I've ever heard.
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"According to the norms within many all-male groups, when one man proposes doing something immoral or illegal, the bro code dictates that other men go along with it."
Obviously a guy didn’t write this but based on this quote I’m wondering if a human who lives on Earth even did.
Say what you want about the Rays but only six teams have more league pennants than them in the 21st Century.
My biggest hurdle to watching "You Can See Everything" is that I do not care, even a little, about Elizabeth Holmes.
Actually I’ve been assured by many (many!) Mizzou fans that we can do so much better than Drinkwitz and deserve (lmao) so much more than Drinkwitz and that Drinkwitz is bad and only Mizzou plays this badly on the road.
Assured, I have been!
With Georgia's loss, #Mizzou's now the only school in the country who hasn't lost a game to an unranked opponent since 2023.
Also, Ole Miss, LSU, Texas, Tennessee, Oklahoma, Texas A&M all have 0 road wins over top 10 SEC teams since 2023. MU ain't alone in road woes, it's hard.
I'm honestly not inclined to freak out about Mizzou losing to Ole Miss, even if it was horrible. The MSST loss is the one that sank us. I absolutely still have faith in Drink. We probably beat MSST with Hardy. His best team was the year before the CFP expanded. 9-3 very on the table in what was supposed to be meh year.
Excited to spend the rest of the year hearing Texas fans whine that actually their team is good and also vewy bwave and should be in the CFP.
If you need a college football preview show to listen to on the way home from work today, Softcore History has you covered.
We're CFP sickos. We go way beyond ranked games.
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Week 7 CFB Preview Show
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