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Actor/improviser/mayor/overweight sensation.

Chicago, IL
Joined September 2013
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I’m a chicago 7, a New York 6, a LA 2 and a ben folds five.
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Conan O’Brien says modern politics rewards people with "no soul" "I think it's one of the things I've been thinking about lately, about politics and what's happening lately, which is... and I don't mean this in a strictly religious sense; I was raised Catholic, and this is not how I mean it, but you have to have a soul. You have to have a soul. You have to have a set of things that you will do and won't do. You have to have a conversation with yourself about who you are. You have to have an inner monologue going all the time about what it is you're trying to do. "And when I see the way some people are behaving, the ad that Ramaswamy ran, I look at it and I think, well, you have no soul if you do that. You have no soul. And if you have no soul, what are we talking about? "And this could be for any faith, or if you have no faith. I'm talking about soul in almost like this biological sense... that's what I'm seeing now that makes me so sad, is that what's happening in our culture. "You saw this with cars, and it's going to seem like I'm going off the track, but I'm not. Cars used to look wildly different, each one. And then they started using a wind tunnel to design them, and all the cars started looking the same because it turns out that shape is the most aerodynamic. And that's why a Ford, and a Maybach, and a BMW, and a Porsche all look like this, 'cause it's the most aerodynamic shape. "I think that in modern politics, we've gotten to the point where someone figured out if you don't have a soul, you're more aerodynamic and you will go faster... It's the most nihilistic thing I've ever seen. And I'm looking at some of these people who seem to be in control now, or in charge. They're not in control, but they're in charge. And they never have a moment, I'm convinced, where they sit and think about what they would do, what they wouldn't do." (via @NewYorker) consequence.net/2026/11/cona…
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32 years ago today, No TV and no beer made Homer Simpson something something. #TheSimpsons episode “Treehouse of Horror V” premiered October 30, 1994.
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TWO DAYS until our blu-ray is back in stock with a new limited edition slipcover. Sign up for our email list at hundredsofbeavers.com for $15 off the slipcover and bundle. Reveal / sales live September 23. Stay tuned.
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One. More. Month. #CoyoteVsACME in theaters August 28th.
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Not all underdogs are dogs. Tickets on sale now. #CoyoteVsAcme
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31 years ago today…
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Nolan’s adaptation of Homer looks all wrong. Old ships and wooden horses and mythical creatures. Homer works at a power plant and eats donuts. He’s friends with Lenny and Carl. I guess we’ll see. 🤷‍♂️
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Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂 (🎥@ChrisVanVliet)
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I'm proud of how we came up with Hank Scorpio because he's actually the result of a few conceptual ideas that worked together perfectlly (when being voiced by @AlbertBrooks, of course): - What if Homer had a boss who actually gave him respect? -What if this boss was one of those "modern" Silicon Valley jeans-wearing bosses? (remember, this is 1996) -What if this type of boss was actually a Bond villain but his villainy is only ever in the background?
“You Only Move Twice” from The Simpsons (1989) gave us Hank Scorpio, still the greatest one-off character the show ever created. A supervillain who’s somehow a better boss, friend and life coach to Homer than anyone in Springfield.
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