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Sometimes sleeping the day off away is the way to go. Co-host @KickballFriends

Joined May 2009
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I don’t have the heart to tell my Lyft driver that I said Classic Rock and not Classic Rap so now we’re just sitting in his car listening to NWA
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I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this
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Robbie Freeman retweeted
Conan sold the “we accidentally double-booked them” apology just long enough for people to almost believe it. Then Jon Dore and Rory Scovel started performing their entire sets at the exact same time. The timing is insane. One goes loud while the other drops volume. Random punchlines keep cutting clean through the chaos. Halfway through they escalate with a guitar and an audience member at the perfect moment. Four minutes of pure controlled madness that still feels fresh over a decade later. This is still one of the smartest late night bits ever done. Never seen chaos this fun
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Robbie Freeman retweeted
🚨GIVEAWAY🚨 Promise I have some brand new, tags-still-on stuff to give away next weekish. But a Mets sweep has me cleaning out the closet to celebrate. Many have asked about this one: THE FLANNEL Size L and it’s big. RT this and follow me to enter. Winner picked tomorrow 5 ET
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If Bull Pullman handed me an Oscar it would take every fiber of my being not to hold it at my waste look at him and say “I see your Shwartz is as big as mine”
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The real winners of the Iran War is the tweets we liked along the way!
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Did anyone’s mom actually let them have pizza in the morning b/c of Bagel Bites?
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