@Roberts95K

I鈥檓 slimy because I鈥檓 a slug

 Probaby Hell
Joined October 2018
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The latest comedy movement was a psyop so the masses wouldn鈥檛 take anything going on right now seriously
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馃尯caulksIeeve馃尯@tenthousund19h
the anus is a sex organ u freaks need to stop shitting w it
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A wigger with no motion is still a wigger moving
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Hiring an intimacy coordinator every time I crank hog
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LeBron LeBron LeBrooooooon
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Setting off the carbon monoxide detectors with farts
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It鈥檚 financially irresponsible to take only one trip up to the buffet
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Just found my uncle shooting up cortisol. Pray for him
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Just watched Norm: The Tale of Norm Macdonald. That guy is pretty funny! @marknorm
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Jason Bacon
@beerundbaconOct 23
Men if you are over 30 your frontal lobe is fully developed, you are going to be this retarded for the rest of your life
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I鈥檓 peeing really hard right now
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Shitposting so good that the army calls me for a secret undercover mission
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clay 鉀凤笍@hanfjobOct 23
Listening and learning
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Old Man Rattle@oldrattle_Oct 22
i鈥檓 the lebron james of jerking off and talking to myself
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Call me a slightly shit smattered asshole because I am wiped
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It brings me great relief to find out Andrew Bernard was not part of the Cornell 7
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Christopher Nolan is my proctologist and he鈥檚 doing my colonoscopy on 70mm
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I swear if I could just get over my general disdain for everything I鈥檇 be set
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maya@mayapo1ogiesOct 19
just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you鈥檙e not gonna fucking believe this.
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1 man 1 liberty biberty puppet 馃Χ馃珯馃Χ
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