"Cut It Out" Social media gives dumb people access to your head for 24 hours a day
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This fall, I got an e-mail from a guy named JM Simpson who'd read things I'd written about homelessness. He mentioned he was a photojournalist in Olympia and that he'd been photographing the unhoused population there. He wanted to share some work with me . . . (1)
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We gotta shut down the auto industry until we can figure out what’s going on with these blinding headlights. Driving on a lil state highway with oncoming traffic is like a 0 visibility situation now and we’ve just decided that’s cool
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Piss Jugman is here until 6pm today to teach truckers proper pee disposal. Jugman is "pissed" at all the jugs he's found laying in the parking lot. "Urine trouble" if you don't dispose properly.
Kids can get their picture taken with Piss Jugman for only $5 from 4-6pm today
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google alerts for "orangutan yeets possum out of his home" finally paying off
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*Youth pastor sitting backwards in chair*
You know who else joined a Big 12? – at Toronto, Ontario
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Most Italians had never heard of pizza before the 1950s. Carbonara was invented in the United States. Much of what we call classic Italian food — cacio e pepe, tiramisu — was probably invented in the 1960s. And other sacrileges! ft.com/content/6ac009d5-dbfd…
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Can we also fix the mind-numbing inability of 90% of people to correctly use:
* Ya -- means "you", as in, " ya think?"
* Yeah -- mean "yes"
* Yea -- pronounced "yay", but means "yes" (only used when voting yea or nay)
* Yay -- pronounced like yea, but means super excited
The 'B' stands for 'Bournemouth'
American actor Michael B. Jordan is part of the new ownership group of Premier League club Bournemouth. apnews.com/article/world-cup…
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