I can never remember the difference between crocodiles and alligators. Which ones have ears shaped like Africa?
Somerset, UK.
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If, as claimed, the sun is a star it would only come out at night. And, correct me if I’m wrong, it hasn’t done, yet! Checkmate, Astrologists.
Today: Spent the morning wandering around town with my flies undone, then spent the afternoon pretending I knew all about the @Eagles quarterback because someone was attracted to my very cool baseball cap which I purchased purely on the basis that it was a very cool baseball cap.
Heard in Home Sense; lady pointing at a piece of Monet art, “do you like this?”, partner, “yeah it’s okay, but it’s only a print”. Can’t say I’m surprised, that at £29.99, they’re all out of originals.
Ran the Prosper Events Quantock Hills Half Marathon this morning. Utterly brutal but brilliantly organised, setup and executed 👏.
Of course, the main reason to come on here and mentionitis it is to say I came 🥇 (THAT’S FIRST IF THE ICON DOESN’T WORK) in my category #humblebrag
Saw Martha Argerich at @bbcproms last night. Totally brilliant. Wonderfully nonconformist. 👏
(Broadcast on BBC4 this evening)
Train manager, “the reason for the train being 5mins delayed is due to it arriving late at Reading station”. World class trolling 👏
Graceland is probably the best album of all time. The Proms is brilliant. But when combined it’s, a Jethro Tull, Château d'Disaster.
Lovely to see our overlords using the #severealert system to notify us of a balmy summer’s evening.
Hey @deesnider could you get Widowmaker, Blood And Bullets on Spotify, saves me going up to the loft for the album. Cheers 🍻
Graceland would be an infinitely better album by dropping one track, ‘You Can Call Me Al’.
#FMIRL
Love discovering new music. Just when I think it can’t get better than that, a this comes along. And this week’s that is this by @NBThieves >> youtu.be/bBY1D-BdspQ?si=sNwJ…
