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Left: One of our articles from early 2019 Right: An article from the actual @nytimes, three years later
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what am i even supposed to do with this thecrimson.com/article/2018/…

Harvard ‘Reviewing’ Employee’s Nude, Anti-Semitic Rant in Sanders Theatre

Harvard ‘Reviewing’ Employee’s Nude, Anti-Semitic Rant in Sanders Theatre

thecrimson.com
"Our failure is only temporary," the organizers intoned to News from Rockettopia rockettopia.com/article.php?…
The #ObamaPortraits are great but I really love the Trump portraits they did. The artist really captured the unsettling feel of his dozens of compound eyes and creeping tendrils.
In response... we got nothing. gizmodo.com/lawsuit-alleges-…

Lawsuit Alleges University of Pittsburgh Covered Up Escaped Lab Monkey Infected With 'Select Agent'

A former immunology expert and laboratory director at the University of Pittsburgh alleges she was fired after blowing the whistle on safety violations at

gizmodo.com
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Are flamethrowers allowed at Rockettopia Institute of Technology? In short, no. In long, what do you fucking think - of course not! rockettopia.com/article.php?…
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Who put on the Golf Channel in the Grace Watson lounge? OH GOD IS TRUMP ON CAMPUS???
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We now bring you live exclusive coverage of @realDonaldTrump learning the results of #AlabamaSenateElection youtube.com/watch?v=c2RuyUHf…
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President Takes to Twitter to Comment on #Reichstag #ManhattanAttack rockettopia.com/article.php?…
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America Prepares to Find, Invade #Uzbekistan following #Manhattan attack.
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Fire in the Engineering Building? News from Rockettopia is here with all the details! rockettopia.com/article.php?…
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For First Time Since Jan. 20th, Insane Clowns Outside WH Outnumber Insane Clowns Inside #JuggaloMarch
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#TedCruzScandal brought News from Rockettopia back! rockettopia.com/article.php?…
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BREAKING: USS #Fitzgerald damaged off #Japan. When asked to comment, US ambassador [post vacant] told News from Rockettopia, "[...]"
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"Shame that such a tragic thing happened to such a nice -rat- guy" rockettopia.com/article.php?…
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Massive voter suppression on the way Blue states: Automatic reg NOW Red states: HUGE voter reg/turnout drives usatoday.com/story/opinion/2… xitter.cf/rickhasen/status/86263…

Russia wasn't the only election hacker: Jason Sattler

Dems will need more than anti-Trump energy in 2018 to overcome GOP intervention in democracy.

usatoday.com
Rick Hasen@rickhasen11 May 2017
Good reason to think this commission will be a sham. xitter.cf/rickhasen/status/86262… xitter.cf/politicalwire/status/8…
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#Pence tells reporters that #JamesComey firing has nothing to do with #russiagate, and also he has a very nice bridge currently up for sale.
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BREAKING: For the next 24 hours, all cable news channels will show pictures of #JamesComey's face
THE PALAKILI ARE BACK rockettopia.com/article.php?…
Below: #Trump holding auditions for a sequel of The Hills Have Eyes
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