James “Sea Bass” Longstreet

I didn’t play lacrosse but I still think about this video at least once a week #spoons

Whoever wore my polo last night blacked out and chucked guts all over it. Probably because #JoePaKnew. Has to be an omen.

I know whoever made this mix is on here. The transition from Seek and Destroy to Skrilla is 10/10, no notes. So many tasty licks.

Decided to start early and have one. This is the one place the Dems can’t hurt me.

Telling chicks that I didn’t cancel out their vote today (I haven’t vote since DT won #1and0)

Getting reports that @thepring13 might believe in life after love

Mood.

Laying in bed wondering if I believe in life after love #Cher #Imissmyeater

If anyone is curious 9 Guinnesses and Fish and chips makes u feel like someone poured concrete directly into ur barrel #swallowedanairbag

Michkov and Martone back to back tucks made me feel things I haven’t felt in a long time

Raining fucking sideways, 37° and this Scottish beauty is in his nut huggers. These booze bags are truly built different.

Forgive me lord for I have chinned at the St Ferdas Basilica @HomeBy3Official

Started unironically listening to Congress the Band. This is a sign that I should be lobotomized. #Valerie

Decided to go for 1 again today. I owe it to myself.

I went for 1 today. It was good.

Whenever I go out and strike out (which is often) I always end up watching Bobby Clarke highlights #16 #FlinFlon

Only appropriate beer today #Gr8 #bonerattler

Went with this nugget off the first for the Big Man today

Shoutout all the chicks posting their fuck pieces today. Lotta dudes that look like Jake from State Farm but can tongue dart fart box decent so they get another 1 year contract extension.

Brian Kelly has the boys doing 2 a days at #TheHomeofGolf

Strikeout at the bar, Phillies getting railroaded, morale is low. I need the Flyers more than they have ever needed me.