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CaptainMorgan⚔️

@RodriguesMorgan

Blue Collar Woman 🤟🏽

 California, USA
Joined July 2014
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@PopCulture2000s30 Oct 2023
they just don’t make parody movies like this anymore
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2000s
@PopCulture2000s19 Sep 2023
“do you remember?” me:
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Lil Boss@lifeisapartyy22 Jun 2023
I hate it here💀💀💀
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@noahdonotcare6 Jun 2023
Nobody: Me: ok I’m gonna take a shower
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@poetastrologers22 May 2023
Therapist: how do others see you Cancer: as too sensitive Therapist: how do you see yourself Cancer: as too empathetic
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M🦋@maceetheacee24 Feb 2023
I came to spend the night at my Sisters and i literally only brought my puff bar charger and not my phone charger 🤣 #priorities @RodriguesMorgan
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M🦋@maceetheacee27 Nov 2022
Eggs. Fucking eggs.
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@Noorthevirgo26 Nov 2022
can we normalize arguing with little kids they’re so rude 😭
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ꨄ︎@ohlames19 Nov 2022
i love a touchy feely man like yes keep ur hands on me
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K E L L I@thatkelligirll17 Nov 2022
i need a "come let's go shopping and get iced coffee" text
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Papa Burgundy@Nighthawk_201112 Nov 2022
Them : do alcoholics run in your family? Me : no they drive…😭
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I don’t even be having an attitude I just be overstimulated 😭😭😂😂😂
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☪︎@Iushwrld30 Oct 2022
nobody: my fatass: you know what im craving?
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Astro Poets
@poetastrologers28 Oct 2022
Friend: It's Halloween soon! Cancer: Come over and we can dance together by candlelight
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ava@avaspublic27 Oct 2022
i promise you idc if you dislike me, that sounds like a YOU problem
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juni@wtfffjuni27 Oct 2022
my bad showed u my real self (acting insane over a minor inconvenience)
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ASHLY’S KNOCKERS@AshlySchwan14 Oct 2022
i don’t wanna BeReal i wanna BeRailed
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Calamity Lily@Ebcjpg16 Oct 2022
dressing as a house for Halloween so he’ll come inside
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IG: closedapp@ih8rts28 Sep 2022
how did I do? first time carving a pumpkin.
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ALEXUS@x_Annette_27 Sep 2022
Apparently there's gonna be a football game at the Rihanna concert.
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