Ron Swanson

Hmm. 🤔

AI companies in the US are about to be DPA'd...

Beware of “free.” If you’re not paying for it, you are the product.

I just ran into something called a "juggalo" and chased it for 2 blocks before it started crying. Is this something you can spray for?

Don't touch me there.

I'm never taking these off.

You either like bacon or you're still wrong.

Let's get Right to Repair passed! gofund.me/5847a171

There are people all over the world saying things that I don't have to listen to...because this is America.

I absolutely do not want to solve a series of riddles and clues, each more intricate than the last. You understand what I'm saying?

I'm sorry I missed your message, Hailey. Loss is never easy. We're all random, but still family. Make good use of the time we have.

If we're gonna talk about our feelings, I'm gonna need a drink.

Food. I'm starving. I missed 2nd dinner and 1st snack. And 2nd snack and 3rd dinner.

The early bird can have the worm. I'll wait for bacon.

History began on July 4th, 1776. Everything before that was a mistake.

No.

If you catch falling food, it's yours. No questions asked.

The grass is rarely greener on the other side. Take care of your own grass.

Every day is a good day for bourbon, but let's celebrate anyway.