@Ron_White

Teller of jokes. Haver of fun. A founding father of Number JUAN Tequila.

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Joined December 2008
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JUST ANNOUNCED: @Ron_White is coming to Hard Rock Live on Saturday, April 20! Our social media pre-sale is Wednesday, October 25 at 10am 🔒 Password | SCOTCH Tickets go on sale to the general public on Friday, October 27 at 10am
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🚨 JUST ANNOUNCED: @Ron_White will be returning to the Turning Stone Event Center on Saturday, February 17!
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Joe Rogan
@joerogan4 Mar 2023
Austin, Texas! The Launch of The Mothership First shows, march 7, 8, 9 and March 14, 15, 16. Tickets are on sale now comedymothership.com
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NFL
@NFL12 Feb 2023
Military, Veterans & their families enjoyed an exclusive experience at the @USAA #SaluteToService Lounge during #SuperBowlLVII weekend featuring current NFL players and legends of the game. Thank you to all our veterans for their courage and service today and every day!
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Trying out the new drink! “The Hitman” - recipe @DrinkNumberJuan Reposado Zing Zang all natural mix dash of grenadine shaken & served on the rocks just in time for the weekend! #cocktail #tequila #rmhm *always drink responsibly
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Weedmaps
@weedmaps1 Jan 2023
#NewYearsResolution 1 of 4: Roll bigger joints in 2023 💪
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U.S. Navy
@USNavy31 Dec 2022
The votes are in, and we couldn't have done it without your help! Here are the top photos from 2022 chosen by YOU 👇 😀 🏆

NYE FINAL PHOTOS.mp4

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Our interactive map will help you find the best golf close by. glfdig.st/xHWK50MfvzP

The Best Golf Courses in Every State: 2025-'26

The best golf courses in every state, ranked by Golf Digest's course-ranking panelists for a 25th time

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Happy holidays from the Mirage family to yours. What's your favorite part of the holiday season? Let us know down below!
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Happy holidays!
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Celebrate the end of 2022 with food, drinks, and vibes trib.al/4dSM9Po

Where to Party on New Year’s Eve in Austin

The best celebrations to ring in 2025

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It's the most wondillo time of the year. Don't forget to sign up for the @Cap10K this April. Registration is now open! ✨
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Tonight’s the GRAND FINALE of Cowboys Christmas Extravaganza presented by @reliantenergy! ⭐️🎄 Join us at @thestarinfrisco at 6pm!
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Weedmaps
@weedmaps16 Dec 2022
Or a lot of weed… who else knows this feeling? 🙋
🍑ℙ𝕖𝕒𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕤🍃💨@peachefe15 Dec 2022
Some times all I need is a little weed.
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USAA
@USAA10 Dec 2022
From the much-loved March-On and Cadet/Mid Exchange to the awe-inspiring flyovers and parachute jumps, #ArmyNavy pregame pomp and circumstance are fan favorite traditions. #GoArmy #GoNavy
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It's the day we've all been waiting for. ⁣😁 ⁣ Happy Grand Opening at the #ATXLights presented by @HEB! See you all in Zilker Park TONIGHT! 🎄 ✨
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Supporting allies and partners. Exercise Keen Sword 23 enhanced regional security, stability and prosperity through multilateral cooperation and collaboration across the Indo-Pacific region. The biennial exercise is designed to enhance Japan-U.S. readiness and teamwork.

Keen Sword 2023.mp4

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.@SecDef: We are determined to use American power to defend our great democracy—and to bend the arc of history toward liberty.

LIVE: @SecDef Lloyd J. Austin III delivers keynote address at the 2022 Reagan National Defense Forum in Simi Valley, Calif on December 3, 2022.

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ACL Live@acllive24 Nov 2022
Thankful for the music and memories. From our family to yours, Happy Thanksgiving 🤠
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