Pro bono rat consultant. [email protected] too

Hull, England
Joined December 2011
Happy father's day to me and also some other dads
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Me & the boys just hanging out
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eating the ibs oats from tesco
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My son loves to slap every toy he owns
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post your satay loadout
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Just did the guardian website budget app and it said i am £69,420 better off
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wait this product has a new look... i hope to god it has the same great taste
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You don't actually need to punish yourself when this happens imo just take it as a lesson learned and guard the TV better next time, buy a smaller one or mount it higher up
What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?
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Oscar in DS1
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Wife just impulse named a baby rat "Hank" because he has to go to the vet and you gotta have a name to go vets
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In fairness we had names picked out all based on King of the Hill, she just hasn't decided who was who yet. Didn't fancy spelling Boomhauer over the phone basically.
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Goated lunch ramen
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alien: romulus was crazy for this
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wanna be in a music dm where i can just drop shit like "damn skeng came out in 2008" and get a ton of likes
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You shouldn't be allowed to have a new phone every year
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