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I like putting Japanese boys in the microwave

Joined April 2024
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Throwback to the time my shirtless clip outdid your goal by 24 million views
Replying to @Rosemperium
@Rosemperium talk to me when you’re on a building
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There these pieces of shit go again with their stupid questions
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Cook it first, my preference is medium rare
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*Paws at you* Give me cola *Paws at you* Give me cola *Paws at you* Give me cola
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//What is this shade I’d rather die than be european
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When the worst country you know is beefing with the second worst country you know
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The same joke for the 100th time. Fuck off //Persona mentioned
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My crushed cans will feel very lucky not to be in his place.
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You should. We have too many fans of that poor excuse of a player in this world already, your son can still be saved
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Exhausted by my massive cock and millions of dollars
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// This is killing me bro My (not so) normal people account is @rincrazed
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Oliver aiku is a disgusting parasite
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Maybe I will, I could use it as a voodoo doll
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I was busy having a life outside this shitty app, a concept that must be entirely foreign to you
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Michael Kaiser retweeted
Today is World Bread Day.
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Michael Kaiser retweeted
(slaps my dick in your face) oops (slaps my dick in your face) my bad (slaps my dick in your face) shoot sorry (slaps my dick in your face) are you gonna suck it or what? (slaps my dick in your face) omg didnt see u there
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Michael Kaiser retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Micheal Kaisaer says in recent interview that his rivalry with fellow Bastard Müchen player Yoichi Isagi, could rival that of Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo. “[…] But in terms of memorability, mine and Yoichi’s is better.”
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